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  1. Don't ever tell The King he can't do something. 9 times out of 9 I'll prove you wrong. I ate it all. Fingernails, hair, his nose earring.
  2. Headed down to Walmart with my mama to pick up a Flowbee. The ol' sideburns are getting a little out of hand. Thankyavrymuch.
  3. Time for lunch. Four peanut butter covered deep fried pigs. TCB, baby. Thankyavrymuch.
  4. Mornin' ladies and gentlemen. Bowled with @Dead Nixon last night. Boy, he's still a Tricky Dick. Thankyavrymuch.
  5. Off to go bowling with @Dead_Nixon, thankyavrymuch.
  6. I wanna welcome y'all to my '08 Comeback Special. Thankyavrymuch.
  7. I'm back. Time to round up the Memphis Mafia.