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DeadGP

  1. "The past few years didn't seem to matter that much. Figured I'd wait." "For what?" "The right partner."
  2. I was leadi g the game by 4 godamb stars and I exchanged them all with someone who had none #whyyyyy
  3. Mario Party Night 2: The Repartying
  4. I think not using a bookmark has made my memory a bit better.
  5. Fret not, love life, live love.
  6. Theres a spider in goddamn t v and I don't know why
  7. @sydneysensation I wanna do that, and play Mario Party
  8. Playing an intense game of chess. With a penguin. instagr.am/p/K9aS3iy2WB/
  9. Couple of baristas started singing a Killers song together while making drinks #cool
  10. My trusty, kick-buttsy hat! instagr.am/p/K6WE-QS2QO/
  11. Forgot I left a bottle of wine in my freezer and now it's frozen solid, but if I could get rid of the glass I'd totally have a winesicle.
  12. Oh right, dreaming about a demolition derby run by supermodels. That'd be better.
  13. What better way to spend the moment my sleep is interrupted for no reason than to tweet about it.
  14. Every book I've read this year PART 2 instagr.am/p/K3kwr9y2U4/
  15. Every book I've read so far this year PART 1 instagr.am/p/K3kZjly2Ut/
  16. "The tepid air of a California night swam through my window, carrying the sweet aroma of blended fruit, calling me. Tonight's the night."
  17. Man I haven't had a smoothie in like three weeks. That's like Dexter not murdering someone for three weeks.
  18. When my hair's wet I feel like those fancy upper class vampires that always slick their hair back.
  19. @sydneysensation haha I'm pretty sure that's what happened when I first drank.
  20. Everything in its own time.