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DeadBunnyDip

  1. is still trying to get over Manny Pacquiao saying "clitoris" on live television.
  2. is totally adding "porksword" and "fartminge" to her vocabulary.
  3. fears that generic Korean dramas with horrendous english subtitles are corroding her mum's brains.
  4. is fighting the urge to drag her mother into the pool of Harry Potheads swimming in the Half Blood hysteria tonight.
  5. is waiting for The Almighty Bladder to stop pissing rain so she can get the f*ck home already.
  6. @kcatcutler One day our eyeballs will grow limbs and break-dance in our sockets.
  7. Mom is following me on twitter. Having an argument with myself on whether or not I should censor my tweets. Meh. Hi mom!
  8. global proc noMoreBirdRigs() { if(`birdRig -exists tessa_goBonkers`) murderTessaNOW pretty_please; } //Result: ./wtf, right?