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  1. church members fined $700 each for watching American Idol - http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0203/americanidolatry.html 4:58 PM May 13th from web
  2. Atheists beg for salvation after seeing this video! http://bit.ly/IePPv 6:40 PM May 11th from web
  3. trumpet in hand, ready to pray loud & celebrate the National Day of Prayer! http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0506/nationalprayer.html 5:18 PM May 6th from web
  4. Angel DNA Found In Human Shoulder Bones! Praise Jesus! http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0703/creationscienceperversions.html 6:10 PM May 4th from web
  5. Iowa town takes EXTREME measures to combat MEXICAN SWINE FLU: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/2009/may/mexicanswineflu.html 3:04 PM Apr 30th from web
  6. got my feet hot for Jesus at American University tonight, trying to lead hell bound secular humanists to the lashing love of the Lord! 9:22 PM Apr 24th from web
  7. Jesus was FAR more SADISTIC than his Daddy! "Why are we just torturing and killing folks? Keep them alive in a lake of fire forever! PWNED! 4:18 PM Apr 23rd from web
  8. my 24-year old grandson is going on his first unchaperoned date this Friday and I'm teaching him how to use an ace bandage to tuck his tally 5:03 PM Apr 21st from web
  9. Obama Pajama rolled out of bed, and decided to destroy our Nation! When people find out, they'll all shout & we'll start an investigation! 5:15 PM Apr 17th from web
  10. Wiccan Kids are flagging all of my YouTube videos! Read their comments while you still can, here: http://www.youtube.com/user/lbc4god 3:57 PM Apr 16th from web
  11. at Morton's Steakhouse with church Deacons discussing tithe increase 4:23 PM Apr 15th from web
  12. What does the Bible say about Divorce, Mrs. Mel Gibson? Read Here: http://www.bettybowers.com/newsdivorce.html 7:37 AM Apr 14th from web
  13. the weisenheimer who dumped bunny poop all over the front seat of our new LS600 ministry Lexus last night... Sin Posse is sniffin' your tail 4:50 PM Apr 13th from web
  14. DON'T TOUCH the crucified rabbits along the pathway to our main sanctuary! THEY IS FLAMMABLE! Ignore the squeaking solicitations for mercy! 4:40 PM Apr 11th from web
  15. is putting ALL sissy little prancing bunny boys on final notice! Full warning here: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0404/easterkids.html 5:48 PM Apr 10th from web
  16. pray for my co-pastor! He is speaking at the American Atheist Convention in Atlanta as I type these words! Pray that he gets folks saved! 4:50 PM Apr 9th from web
  17. giving free popcorn out during Easter Week showings of the Passion of the Christ- http://landoverbaptist.org/news0304/passionflyer.html 5:11 PM Apr 7th from web
  18. inspecting palm leaves covering Soul Winner's Blvd. making sure ain't nothin' there that might flatten the tires of my new Ministry Bentley 4:19 PM Apr 4th from web
  19. watching a warehouse full of Mexicans cut up the palm stock they just unloaded from two 18-wheelers, Tomorrow, the folding of palm begins! 6:14 AM Apr 3rd from web
  20. Is working with Christians to take back Easter from Fuzzy White Demons everywhere! http://www.landoverbaptist.org/2009/april/easter2009.html 4:05 PM Apr 2nd from web
  • Name Pastor Deacon Fred
  • Location Freehold, Iowa
  • Web http://www.landov...
  • Bio Pastor of America's (and God's) Favorite Church: Landover Baptist
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