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  1. LUCIFER'S TOYCHEST! This year's most offensive Christmas toys: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/2009/december/bannedtoys2009.html about 21 hours ago from web
  2. Is James Gandolfini trying to teach our children how to masturbate? http://www.landoverbaptist.org/2009/october/wherethewildthingsare.html 3:19 PM Oct 14th from web
  3. Worried that children who see the movie, “Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs” will come out thinking God is a “Flying Spaghetti Monster!” 5:43 PM Sep 24th from web
  4. God hates men who pee sitting down (1 Kings 21:21). 4:31 PM Aug 30th from web
  5. Praying for Kennedys to stop Worshipping Mary and going to Hell after they die: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/sermons/catholics.html 5:21 PM Aug 13th from web
  6. Tough times? Legally sell your child to make ends meet! God is SO Good! http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0203/childpurchase.html 3:42 PM Aug 4th from web
  7. just signed my twinkle-toed little sissy-boy grandson up for Wrestling! I can't wait to laugh at him when he cries about it! Praise Jesus! 3:29 PM Aug 3rd from web
  8. Professor Henry Gates seen through the eyes of a child: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/2009/august/coloringcontest.html 3:16 PM Jul 26th from web
  9. The Nazi's Loved Jesus too! http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist.399346442 4:41 PM Jul 25th from web
  10. See the hilarious rejected Baptist Reality TV Show - Click the "star" in the "Our Christian World" feature @ http://www.landoverbaptist.org 7:16 PM Jul 23rd from web
  11. I just legally traded my naughty 16-year-old grandaughter for a 9-year old boy! It's all legal now, right here: http://medicaladoptions.com 3:37 PM Jul 21st from web
  12. "The Little Jew: Levi The Dancing Cockroach" Top Summer Book for Christian Children: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/thelittlejew.htm 2:49 PM Jul 16th from web
  13. 13-year old girl gets pregnant from swimming in a public pool! http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0100/chatgirl.html 4:43 PM Jul 11th from web
  14. 24-hour Hotline for Child Victims of Michael Jackson: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0402/livecounseling.html 5:24 PM Jul 6th from web
  15. heard that innocent kids are using Jar Jar Dolls as Masturbation Toys! http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0899/jar.html 3:24 PM Jul 3rd from web
  16. With Michael Jackson Dead, the World Becomes a Safer Place for Children! http://www.landoverbaptist.org/2009/july/jacksonstatement.html 5:01 PM Jun 28th from web
  17. Is your child a sissy? Sissy Kits™ can help with the De-Sissification Process! Look: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/2009/july/sissykits.html 4:25 PM Jun 16th from web
  18. The truth about Disney/PIXAR's Disgusting Film - Up: http://bit.ly/1Ej5R 7:00 AM Jun 15th from web
  19. America's Best Christian (Betty Bowers) Explains Traditional Marriage on YouTube! http://bit.ly/hVnuC 8:38 AM Jun 9th from web
  20. watching Jay Leno use the WWJD Thong from Landover Baptist on his last show: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/2009/june/leno.html 8:30 AM May 27th from web
  • Name Pastor Deacon Fred
  • Location Freehold, Iowa
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