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  1. Is James Gandolfini trying to teach our children how to masturbate? http://www.landoverbaptist....
  2. Worried that children who see the movie, “Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs” will come out thinking God is a “Flying Spaghetti Monster!”
  3. God hates men who pee sitting down (1 Kings 21:21).
  4. Praying for Kennedys to stop Worshipping Mary and going to Hell after they die: http://www.landoverbaptist....
  5. Tough times? Legally sell your child to make ends meet! God is SO Good! http://www.landoverbaptist....
  6. just signed my twinkle-toed little sissy-boy grandson up for Wrestling! I can't wait to laugh at him when he cries about it! Praise Jesus!
  7. Professor Henry Gates seen through the eyes of a child: http://www.landoverbaptist....
  8. The Nazi's Loved Jesus too! http://www.cafepress.com/la...
  9. See the hilarious rejected Baptist Reality TV Show - Click the "star" in the "Our Christian World" feature @ http://www.landoverbaptist.org
  10. I just legally traded my naughty 16-year-old grandaughter for a 9-year old boy! It's all legal now, right here: http://medicaladoptions.com
  11. "The Little Jew: Levi The Dancing Cockroach" Top Summer Book for Christian Children: http://www.landoverbaptist....
  12. 13-year old girl gets pregnant from swimming in a public pool! http://www.landoverbaptist....
  13. 24-hour Hotline for Child Victims of Michael Jackson: http://www.landoverbaptist....
  14. heard that innocent kids are using Jar Jar Dolls as Masturbation Toys! http://www.landoverbaptist....
  15. With Michael Jackson Dead, the World Becomes a Safer Place for Children! http://www.landoverbaptist....
  16. Is your child a sissy? Sissy Kits™ can help with the De-Sissification Process! Look: http://www.landoverbaptist....
  17. The truth about Disney/PIXAR's Disgusting Film - Up: http://bit.ly/1Ej5R
  18. America's Best Christian (Betty Bowers) Explains Traditional Marriage on YouTube! http://bit.ly/hVnuC
  19. watching Jay Leno use the WWJD Thong from Landover Baptist on his last show: http://www.landoverbaptist....
  20. Divorced Conservatives Unite to Protect the Sanctity of Marriage from Homosexuals - http://www.landoverbaptist....