DeScepter
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Hey cat! It is 6 PM, it might be time to get your ass out of bed. Sheesh. Even I had the decency to wake up an hour ago & put pants on.
about 5 hours ago
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@ Most excellent. *high-five*
about 5 hours ago
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in reply to brittonlowe
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@ Is that a good thing?
about 5 hours ago
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in reply to brittonlowe
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This appears to be a Finnish film about people who kill evil Santa Clauses (-en? -i?) Naturally, I want to see it.
about 5 hours ago
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SNOW DAY! Glad I spent the day sleeping until 5 PM. Couldnt/wouldnt do anything productive anyway.
about 6 hours ago
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Yes. Let's. RT @ Ohhhhhh, I cracked my back. I feel wonderful. Let's all snuggle.
about 23 hours ago
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Fell asleep watching TV on the couch with my kitty and a blankie. Then I woke up and had ice cream. My life rules.
9:17 PM Dec 8th
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I'm cool with some snow fall, but when you start talking about double digits falling in one night, it makes me want to light shit on fire.
8:06 PM Dec 7th
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Fuck it, I might as well fess up: I had sex with Tiger Woods.
3:35 PM Dec 7th
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@ That's great to hear. Glad you finally got them back home & safe.
3:23 PM Dec 7th
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in reply to thekatieway
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These damned wasabi peas are so delicious, but they burn my nose up.
12:56 PM Dec 7th
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I drove by a car shop that is having a sale on gift cards for oil changes. It's called the "If You Love Her, Then Lube Her" special. Awesome
11:00 AM Dec 7th
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@ "Oral". Say it like it is a question.
12:46 AM Dec 7th
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in reply to WhitneyCummings
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Stylin Looking Sexy As Fuck! :
12:07 AM Dec 6th
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@ I think that is a sign of a good lover. At least that is what I tell myself.
11:02 PM Dec 5th
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in reply to MissVarla
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Credibility is for schmucks RT @ My new job is to rip off really talented folks…I think it's safe to say I've lost all credibility
10:47 PM Dec 5th
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@ NO U!
10:34 PM Dec 5th
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in reply to MissVarla
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I don't really give a shit though. Free burritos taste better than ones you have to pay for. That is a scientific fact.
9:19 PM Dec 5th
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I am pretty sure that when a restauraunt gives you free food b/c you eat there so often, you are officially fat.
9:18 PM Dec 5th
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I went to Chipotle yesterday, and they gave me my food for free. Because I "come here a lot & we don't have punch cards or anything"
9:16 PM Dec 5th
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- Name DeScepter
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- Bio Acclaimed Writer/Blogger/Lover. DeScepter Has Been Described As ''Obviously A Man Who Takes A Subtle Approach At Humor''. He'll Also Put Grapes Up Your Butt
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