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  1. DeLorean hit 20K miles on the way to work. They grow up so fast. Excuse me, I think I have something in my eye... http://twitpic.com/tvl4r
  2. Parallels was all, "u don't have rights to use this vm." So I was all, "sudo this, sucka." And Parallels was all, "sorry, sir." Damn right.
  3. @giggleloop Holy crap, & a week before your b-day too (yeah, I remembered). So sorry to hear that. Screw 'em, you'll find something better.
  4. How sexy must one's buns be in order to get it emblazoned on one's license plates? http://twitpic.com/t1wo4
  5. OMG, watching "Hoarders" on A&E for the first time. Holy crap. Never has a show made me want to both sob and vomit this much.
  6. "If ur havin' girl problems I feel bad 4 u son..." RT @robbmajor Problems Comparison Chart - Jay-Z vs. Tiger Woods: http://twitpic.com/s3it3
  7. Really liking where they're going with the new mobile.twitter.com -- much better than the old mobile interface.
  8. Any idea why yfrog pics are now borked in @echofon for the iPhone? Is it just me? They used to work...
  9. @mrsturm whatthetrend.com was good for that the last time I tried it, but I haven't used it in a while.
  10. Wife found the just-released Hot Wheels DeLorean today. She officially wins at being awesome. http://twitpic.com/rs2bj
  11. Heard a radio ad for "a herpes cure THEY don't want you to know about." Who is this secret group that wants everyone to have herpes?!?
  12. I'll admit it. I'm not man enough to attempt this: http://twitpic.com/qasp0
  13. @giggleloop I feel your pain. My wife acc. deleted the queued Smallvilles off our DirecTV DVR (and unlike TiVo there's no way to retrieve).
  14. Twitter changing its question to "What's happening?" is giving me Long Duk Dong flashbacks: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfTwTbXvR8Y
  15. Wow, this will get my clothes even brighter than "dingy"? Methinks they're setting the bar a tad low. http://twitpic.com/q1y6b
  16. Lady in line next to me, on behalf of everyone in this establishment your decision not to wear a bra to Subway was most regrettable.
  17. Clever pronunciation guide on the packaging. If you're saying "ho," you're doing it wrong! http://twitpic.com/p2gqt
  18. Just saw a guy in a Corvette with "NV THIS" license plates, presumably because "ARROGANT DOUCHE" wouldn't fit.
  19. RT @robbmajor: On this day in 1955, Doc Brown hit his head on the edge of the sink and invented the Flux Capacitor. Great Scott!
  20. Guy testing water @ my new house said, "I've never seen one this hard b4." I successfully stifled a "that's what she said." Maturity FTW.