DeLorean
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DeLorean hit 20K miles on the way to work. They grow up so fast. Excuse me, I think I have something in my eye...
about 14 hours ago
from Echofon
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Parallels was all, "u don't have rights to use this vm." So I was all, "sudo this, sucka." And Parallels was all, "sorry, sir." Damn right.
6:49 PM Dec 12th
from web
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@ Holy crap, & a week before your b-day too (yeah, I remembered). So sorry to hear that. Screw 'em, you'll find something better.
10:24 AM Dec 11th
from web
in reply to giggleloop
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How sexy must one's buns be in order to get it emblazoned on one's license plates?
6:15 AM Dec 11th
from Echofon
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OMG, watching "Hoarders" on A&E for the first time. Holy crap. Never has a show made me want to both sob and vomit this much.
7:50 PM Dec 7th
from web
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"If ur havin' girl problems I feel bad 4 u son..." RT @ Problems Comparison Chart - Jay-Z vs. Tiger Woods:
7:24 AM Dec 4th
from web
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Really liking where they're going with the new mobile.twitter.com -- much better than the old mobile interface.
3:20 AM Dec 4th
from mobile web
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Any idea why yfrog pics are now borked in @ for the iPhone? Is it just me? They used to work...
7:59 PM Dec 2nd
from Echofon
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@ whatthetrend.com was good for that the last time I tried it, but I haven't used it in a while.
5:20 PM Dec 2nd
from Echofon
in reply to mrsturm
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Wife found the just-released Hot Wheels DeLorean today. She officially wins at being awesome.
5:49 PM Dec 1st
from Echofon
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Heard a radio ad for "a herpes cure THEY don't want you to know about." Who is this secret group that wants everyone to have herpes?!?
4:07 AM Nov 24th
from Echofon
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I'll admit it. I'm not man enough to attempt this:
5:24 PM Nov 20th
from Echofon
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@ I feel your pain. My wife acc. deleted the queued Smallvilles off our DirecTV DVR (and unlike TiVo there's no way to retrieve).
9:25 AM Nov 20th
from web
in reply to giggleloop
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Twitter changing its question to "What's happening?" is giving me Long Duk Dong flashbacks:
5:40 PM Nov 19th
from web
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Wow, this will get my clothes even brighter than "dingy"? Methinks they're setting the bar a tad low.
5:51 PM Nov 18th
from Echofon
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Lady in line next to me, on behalf of everyone in this establishment your decision not to wear a bra to Subway was most regrettable.
3:53 PM Nov 14th
from Echofon
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Clever pronunciation guide on the packaging. If you're saying "ho," you're doing it wrong!
6:57 PM Nov 10th
from Echofon
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Just saw a guy in a Corvette with "NV THIS" license plates, presumably because "ARROGANT DOUCHE" wouldn't fit.
11:39 AM Nov 8th
from Echofon
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RT @: On this day in 1955, Doc Brown hit his head on the edge of the sink and invented the Flux Capacitor. Great Scott!
4:13 PM Nov 5th
from Echofon
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Guy testing water @ my new house said, "I've never seen one this hard b4." I successfully stifled a "that's what she said." Maturity FTW.
6:59 AM Oct 28th
from Echofon
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- Name Todd
- Bio I drive a DeLorean and helped teach Jackie Chan how to play softball. Seriously.
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