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@reddskingyal: lovely? Name? <<Bella is asleep under Sue's Slanket. I'll take a pic when she's up and about again.14 minutes agofrom Seesmic
Yesterday I drove a zillion miles to exchange money for a bitch. New puppy. Purebred Jack Russell. Seems friendly. If not, good eatin'.about 7 hours agofrom Seesmic
ITV have picked a crèche in Cornwall for their new show, "I'm A Pedophile, Get Me In There". "Well done, you've earned 6 kids for the camp".4:07 PM Nov 21stfrom Seesmic
So ITV have chosen Swindon Municipal Swimming Pool to shoot their new reality show "I'm A Paraplegic - Get Me Out Of Here".3:59 PM Nov 21stfrom Seesmic
I enjoy "I'm A Celebrity". I would equally enjoy blind midget amputees fighting to the death for my amusement.2:31 PM Nov 21stfrom Seesmic
Ahhhahahahah! Dumb bitch. Jade thought it was a good idea to go back to her reality show too. #imaceleb2:21 PM Nov 21stfrom Seesmic
