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  1. Why is no one commemorating 9/11 today? "Never forget" my arse.
  2. RT @JFK Ouch! #delayedtweets
  3. He wasn't even in the balloon!!! #delayedtweets
  4. @DarenBBC It's a webcam in a surf shop up the road showing the surf dudes what the waves are like.
  5. I've just been up to my elbows in shit trying to unblock a toilet that the kids decided was still usable despite being full of water. Grr..
  6. RT @bettybluetoyou: @eBeth I bet he's superimposed your head onto pornst*ar body. <<Who hasn't!
  7. The stock computer footage in a new series on Crime and Investigation involves a PC with a 5.5 inch floppy disk hanging out of it. #fail
  8. @eBeth I watched Murder 9-5 last night. Guess what it was about...
  9. Oh how ironic that I copy the one mis-spelled hashtag.
  10. The Definitive Guide To DazzW's Faults #worldthinnestbooks
  11. @DarenBBC Not bad here. Tide is in. http://twitpic.com/ov9lf
  12. @Duffs1 Ah well. Better luck tonight.
  13. Morning Twitstains. Anyone die overnight?
  14. #threewordsaftersex Night night, Gran.
  15. #threewordsaftersex Pass the spade...
  16. #threewordsaftersex I SAID SWALLOW!
  17. #threewordsaftersex Cut! Towels please.
  18. I just saw Saw VI. There was hardly any carpentry instruction in it at all.
  19. Maybe the air-freshener budget was blown.
  20. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!! #xfactor