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DavySunshine

  1. @Slinkybrowneyes I sure could go for a Snickers® about now. Wait... what?
  2. "Wow." - anonymous #FamousQuotes
  3. Each of us is responsible for her/his own actions -- and for our own murder, should we choose to smack our chewing gum.
  4. @SaraRosinsky "Put that on the Internet, and people will repeat it for centuries.” - Albert Einstein
  5. @SaraRosinsky "There is no end to the dumbassed stuff some humans will do." - Mother Teresa
  6. @psefsu oh, my... Yikes.
  7. When I make you read the words "we all live in a yellow submarine" -- I also make you *think* a particular tune. That's pretty heavy, right?
  8. The primary difference between a margarita or three and a decapitation is the likelihood of headaches afterward.
  9. @psefsu I would attribute that particular gift, should it arrive, to the ubiquitous benefactor: "destiny" ;-)
  10. My neighbor gave me guacamole. I gave me a margarita or three. I love living in such a giving neighborhood.
  11. How do you tell a clever person from a Tottenham supporter? No, wait. That's too easy. I'll try to think of a better one...
  12. "If you run into an obstacle that forces you to question yourself today, sit down and have a good cry. Then give up." - Worst LifeCoach Ever
  13. Whenever Twitter suggests to one of my accounts that I should follow another one of my accounts, I end up getting snarky with myselves.
  14. I reckon you could pair Caymus Cab with anything -- like, say, a peanut butter & jelly sammich -- and it would constitute "fine dining."
  15. Wow. This guy's PowerPoint slide has 257 words on it. I just counted each of them, and now my head hurts. Seriously. 257 words. 1 slide.
  16. You know that high-pitched shrieking noise babies make when they're utterly delighted? That's the sound effect in my head when I star tweets
  17. @santhonythomas very well played
  18. I can make my 8 month-old daughter laugh out loud without even touching her. Making you chuckle with 140 characters is gravy.