DavySunshine
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So glad to be back in the South (had to drive north all day to get here)... Happy Thanksgiving, y'all.
about 2 hours ago
from TinyTwitter
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@ awesome
about 9 hours ago
from TinyTwitter
in reply to apricotica
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@ Ummmmmmm... mmmmmaybe. We'll see how it goes. The priority remains the same: smashed taters! Happy Thanksgiving...
about 12 hours ago
from web
in reply to erinstandefer
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@ Oh, my. Poor kid. But craisins? I loves me some craisins!
about 12 hours ago
from web
in reply to erinstandefer
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@ or, as @'s little girl says: "Dude, you're harshing my mellow." (She's a Hawaiian princess, BTW.)
about 13 hours ago
from TinyTwitter
in reply to TamaraSakagawa
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@ Howzabout teaching them to say "Dude, you've got issues..."? That's a phrase they can use forever!
about 13 hours ago
from web
in reply to TamaraSakagawa
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I stand corrected. Apparently there *are* actual humans (with real twitter avatars) who *do* like cranberry sauce. I was wrong. Still: yuck!
about 14 hours ago
from TinyTwitter
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I'm operating on the theory that NOBODY likes cranberry sauce. (It's freakin' nasty, dammit.) Why can't we be more honest with each other?
about 14 hours ago
from web
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Where to begin? Just watched crazy lady enter car wash backwards, w/ windows down. In driving rain. Annnnd she's having a bad hair day.
about 14 hours ago
from TinyTwitter
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I feel a road trip comin' on -- and you know what that means. That's right: car-dancing!
about 17 hours ago
from web
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Oh no he dihn't. | RT @ Best “I quit” note...ever
about 17 hours ago
from web
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I like mashed potatoes more than you can possibly imagine. (And now your imagination runs wild...)
about 17 hours ago
from web
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@ Just to clarify: does it need to be a million unique followers, or could it be 1 follower a million times (follow-unfollow-etc)?
about 17 hours ago
from web
in reply to pienelain
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So true. So true. | RT @ ...but I know full well that 'frame of reference" is very scarce here...
about 17 hours ago
from web
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@ Actual convo> ME: Who was Dan Patch? A: A horse. ME: If you think he's a horse, how does he get a festival? A: Um, a real horse.
about 17 hours ago
from web
in reply to PragueBob
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@ Did you know there is a Dan Patch Festival in Oxford, Indiana?
about 18 hours ago
from web
in reply to PragueBob
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@ I find that mint tea, taken with vicodin or percocet or codeine or darvocet, is indeed effective.
about 18 hours ago
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in reply to RubyGold
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@ Do you have any of the Dark Knight batmobiles left?
about 18 hours ago
from web
in reply to pienelain
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"plump breasts"
about 19 hours ago
from web
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"giving thanks"
about 19 hours ago
from web
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