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DavidsAlterEgo

  1. I sooo hate the light at this intersection. Related; Holiday traffic makes me all @ Intersection 17 and 28 instagr.am/p/LEGZpfGze6/ about 4 hours ago via Instagram from Maryland, US  
  2. I've wasted enough bandwidth in the office today. Three day weekend starts now! about 7 hours ago via Twittelator
  3. @SilkyPillow Thanks very much for the kind words! Hope you have a wonderful weekend! about 8 hours ago via web in reply to SilkyPillow
  4. That moment when your 4yo tosses his iPhone at you and politely says "Daddy, please charge this." That! Th instagr.am/p/LCMfAtmzSl/ about 22 hours ago via Instagram
  5. Oh, Facebook. Your new Camera app is ridiculous! Please don't fuck your newly acquired Instagram like you did with that IPO.. #HugsAndKisses about 22 hours ago via Twittelator
  6. It's incredibly difficult to get the garbage man to take an old trash can. So now it sits in the HOA president's yard because fuck that guy! about 24 hours ago via Twittelator
  7. This Bald Eagle may or may not be judging you so hard right now. instagr.am/p/K9DZT0GzWG/ 8:25 PM May 22nd via Instagram
  8. What this little fella on Game of Thrones lacks in hight he certainly more than makes up for in self confidence. 7:23 PM May 22nd via Twittelator
  9. @devlzadvoct till it hits 165 on the ThermoPen and then I let it rest for 5-10 minutes under foil And yes, shut the lid. 7:19 PM May 22nd via Twittelator in reply to devlzadvoct
  10. @ijkm Ha! Two more weeks and another two or three bottles of scotch and this project will be complete! 7:13 PM May 22nd via Twittelator in reply to ijkm
  11. It's a good thing all event planners are not as awful as the one I'm dealing with or every planned event would be a colossal clusterfuck.. 7:11 PM May 22nd via Twittelator
  12. Current Status: attempting to organize nearly 2tb of images with proper metadata and keywords while slightly instagr.am/p/K31pXemzWc/ 7:48 PM May 20th via Instagram
  13. @Jeff_in_NC Haters gonna hate! ;) 4:09 PM May 20th via Twittelator in reply to Jeff_in_NC
  14. @Jeff_in_NC Olive oil and butter over a gas flame until it's smoking, add cajun rubbed tuna and cook for about 3 mins each side.. Perfect! 3:06 PM May 20th via Twittelator in reply to Jeff_in_NC
  15. Blackened Tuna #FTW! instagr.am/p/K3QN7omzd8/ 2:21 PM May 20th via Instagram
  16. I thought I had a decent week and then I look at Mark Zuckerberg's week so now I'm all like fuck you Mark Zuckerberg and your amazing week! 9:08 PM May 19th via Twittelator
  17. Yes @OUGradPolitico, between the beer cap and the remains of a wine glass I'm beginning to suspect my dishwasher has a drinking problem. 8:51 AM May 19th via Twittelator in reply to OUGradPolitico
  18. @hiimles Thanks for the #FF my friend, hope you're having a great weekend! 8:35 AM May 19th via web in reply to hiimles
  19. Just fixed my non-draining dishwasher. So yeah, I'm pretty much fucking awesome.. Related, beer caps can clog dishwashers. 8:34 AM May 19th via web
  20. Oh telemarketers that call me at 9:40pm, telling me the call is being recorded doesn't change the fact that your mother is a whore.. 6:42 PM May 17th via Twittelator