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  1. Wearing all black: slacks, dress shirt, vest, blazer. Red tie. Of course I have also donned my leisure horns. As seen in photo.
  2. will be at Capitol Theater tonight. Buy a ticket & you may optionally ask for complimentary life advice. Best unlicensed therapy in town.
  3. weblog post: Kurt Vonnegut Day http://bit.ly/346NMs #b2p
  4. @jusbytheclown As Kurt Vonnegut directed, I do not observe Veterans Day. I observe the older Armistice Day instead.
  5. Spent the night playing tile word games on the lobby floor of the Capital Theater. #fb
  6. @joshkornbluth God is an Atheist. He thinks he "just happened." How can a theist believe in someone so naive? A believer's conundrum.
  7. @jusbytheclown I ate carrot cake at an election party.
  8. weblog post: Jimmy Carr amputee joke http://bit.ly/3AuuIO #b2p
  9. "A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love." - Friedrich Nietzsche
  10. "A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
  11. Dear religious spammers in my mailbox. I don't care what your reading of the bible says. I prefer to read Nietzsche. He was funnier.
  12. Praise the banana bread, it has risen! #fb
  13. Fish are all wet.
  14. People should stop inviting me to church. I went once and the portions were miserly. Also, the advertised "bread" was a cracker. Fraud!
  15. @EverydayOlympia Explains Marzipan, why it never caught on in the US. http://bit.ly/42y1X3
  16. If I were Chinese I could probably make passable Chinese food. I'm sure that's the problem. Example: I could make Chinese Hummus. #fb
  17. Osama Bin Laden makes wonderful Hummus. I don't know his secret, but he really does make the best Hummus. He's still a Dick though.
  18. If I ever have a kid I shall name him/her "Brigadier General." That will command a little respect out on the playground. You grow into it.
  19. Being a "Magnificent Bastard" is a delicate business. The Bastardliness must be perfectly balanced with the Magnificence. Most fail.
  20. “You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.” - Jack London