David_Raffin
- #b2p George Carlin on dissatisfaction: An artist is always dissatisfied… An artist is always unsatisfi.. http://bit.ly/B8sP7about 11 hours ago from twitterfeed
- This is my stream on consciousness; there are many like it, but this one is mine. Sometimes there are fish in it, sometimes not.12:18 AM Jul 15th from web
- This evening I will eat and sit in front of the tv. I tried sitting in back of the tv but the view was too static and the area cramped.9:20 PM Jul 14th from web
- I will ride a bike 30 min. 3 times a week for an american who will pay for this service. Works just like carbon trading. Feel healthier? #fb9:05 PM Jul 14th from web
- I saw a paper shredding truck today. Businesspeople! Too lazy to shred their own evidence!9:00 PM Jul 14th from web
- Like the saying goes, you could eat a cow. But you shouldn't. Unless, of course, you have cause.11:48 PM Jul 13th from web
- @richXXIII You are the pied piper of arbitrary information, the official dissociated press. I'd follow you to hell you magnificent bastard!11:44 PM Jul 13th from web in reply to richXXIII
- Just added myself to the http://wefollow.com twitter directory under: #raconteur, #comedian, #writer2:23 AM Jul 13th from WeFollow
- Each time I wake, an old priest throws holy water in my face and cries "The power of Christ compels you!" How is that civilized behavior?10:27 PM Jul 12th from web
- Listening to George Antheil's Ballet Mecanique. Backwards.12:00 PM Jul 12th from web
- Nuns VS Orphans. Place bets. The nuns are mean but the orphans are hungry.5:29 PM Jul 11th from web
- #b2p Hawnk!: Waiting at the roundabout. One car in front of me. One black SUV behind.
Traffic streams aroun.. http://tinyurl.com/nanl9r2:16 PM Jul 11th from twitterfeed
- Further embellished a joke about laundry. It is now covered in pink tinsel. Silver tinsel, soaked in blood. It dazzles the eye.1:46 PM Jul 11th from web
- Spoke with Moloch today. He had little pleasant to say. But that's Moloch. Some things are dependable like that.1:42 PM Jul 11th from web
- Listening to Lance Hahn. http://www.last.fm/user/dra...6:13 PM Jul 10th from web
- Man approached me and spoke of sun and clothing. Then, he started with the bible quotes. #fb6:11 PM Jul 10th from web
- #b2p I am an Oscar Mayer Wiener!: No! -I- am an Oscar Mayer Wiener. We are all Oscar Mayer Wieners!
Oscar M.. http://tinyurl.com/n5wzul1:16 AM Jul 9th from twitterfeed
- @talkradiolive Why? For the money. No, wait, for behavioral science. Yes, that's my answer.10:39 PM Jul 8th from web in reply to talkradiolive
- In a parallel universe, Bill O'Reilly died and Michael Jackson wrote a song about him. Thanks, M-theory, strings & all.6:01 PM Jul 8th from web
- I never wrote a Michael Jackson joke. I did once write one about Gennady Yanayev. Close enough? http://bit.ly/GU3en12:42 PM Jul 8th from web
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- Name David Raffin
- Location Live on Tape
- Web http://davidraffi...
- Bio Humor for Hedonists, Satire for Heretics, Absurdism for Radical Philologists. Comedy?
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