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  1. #b2p George Carlin on dissatisfaction: An artist is always dissatisfied… An artist is always unsatisfi.. http://bit.ly/B8sP7
  2. This is my stream on consciousness; there are many like it, but this one is mine. Sometimes there are fish in it, sometimes not.
  3. This evening I will eat and sit in front of the tv. I tried sitting in back of the tv but the view was too static and the area cramped.
  4. I will ride a bike 30 min. 3 times a week for an american who will pay for this service. Works just like carbon trading. Feel healthier? #fb
  5. I saw a paper shredding truck today. Businesspeople! Too lazy to shred their own evidence!
  6. Like the saying goes, you could eat a cow. But you shouldn't. Unless, of course, you have cause.
  7. @richXXIII You are the pied piper of arbitrary information, the official dissociated press. I'd follow you to hell you magnificent bastard!
  8. Just added myself to the http://wefollow.com twitter directory under: #raconteur, #comedian, #writer
  9. Each time I wake, an old priest throws holy water in my face and cries "The power of Christ compels you!" How is that civilized behavior?
  10. Listening to George Antheil's Ballet Mecanique. Backwards.
  11. Nuns VS Orphans. Place bets. The nuns are mean but the orphans are hungry.
  12. #b2p Hawnk!: Waiting at the roundabout. One car in front of me. One black SUV behind. Traffic streams aroun.. http://tinyurl.com/nanl9r
  13. Further embellished a joke about laundry. It is now covered in pink tinsel. Silver tinsel, soaked in blood. It dazzles the eye.
  14. Spoke with Moloch today. He had little pleasant to say. But that's Moloch. Some things are dependable like that.
  15. Listening to Lance Hahn. http://www.last.fm/user/dra...
  16. Man approached me and spoke of sun and clothing. Then, he started with the bible quotes. #fb
  17. #b2p I am an Oscar Mayer Wiener!: No! -I- am an Oscar Mayer Wiener. We are all Oscar Mayer Wieners! Oscar M.. http://tinyurl.com/n5wzul
  18. @talkradiolive Why? For the money. No, wait, for behavioral science. Yes, that's my answer.
  19. In a parallel universe, Bill O'Reilly died and Michael Jackson wrote a song about him. Thanks, M-theory, strings & all.
  20. I never wrote a Michael Jackson joke. I did once write one about Gennady Yanayev. Close enough? http://bit.ly/GU3en