David_Raffin
- Wearing all black: slacks, dress shirt, vest, blazer. Red tie. Of course I have also donned my leisure horns. As seen in photo.about 11 hours ago from web
- will be at Capitol Theater tonight. Buy a ticket & you may optionally ask for complimentary life advice. Best unlicensed therapy in town.5:47 PM Nov 9th from web
- weblog post: Kurt Vonnegut Day 1:05 PM Nov 9th from API
- @ As Kurt Vonnegut directed, I do not observe Veterans Day. I observe the older Armistice Day instead.12:46 PM Nov 9th from web in reply to jusbytheclown
- Spent the night playing tile word games on the lobby floor of the Capital Theater. 12:59 AM Nov 9th from web
- @ God is an Atheist. He thinks he "just happened." How can a theist believe in someone so naive? A believer's conundrum.10:21 PM Nov 6th from web in reply to joshkornbluth
- @ I ate carrot cake at an election party.2:25 PM Nov 6th from Flock in reply to jusbytheclown
- weblog post: Jimmy Carr amputee joke 12:56 PM Nov 6th from API
- "A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love."
- Friedrich Nietzsche4:50 PM Nov 2nd from web
- "A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything."
- Friedrich Nietzsche4:49 PM Nov 2nd from web
- Dear religious spammers in my mailbox. I don't care what your reading of the bible says. I prefer to read Nietzsche. He was funnier.4:48 PM Nov 2nd from web
- Praise the banana bread, it has risen! 1:44 PM Nov 1st from Brizzly
- Fish are all wet.12:55 PM Nov 1st from web
- People should stop inviting me to church. I went once and the portions were miserly. Also, the advertised "bread" was a cracker. Fraud!12:50 PM Nov 1st from web
- @ Explains Marzipan, why it never caught on in the US. 5:39 PM Oct 29th from Brizzly
- If I were Chinese I could probably make passable Chinese food. I'm sure that's the problem. Example: I could make Chinese Hummus. 1:04 AM Oct 29th from web
- Osama Bin Laden makes wonderful Hummus. I don't know his secret, but he really does make the best Hummus. He's still a Dick though.12:59 AM Oct 29th from web
- If I ever have a kid I shall name him/her "Brigadier General." That will command a little respect out on the playground. You grow into it.12:15 AM Oct 29th from web
- Being a "Magnificent Bastard" is a delicate business. The Bastardliness must be perfectly balanced with the Magnificence. Most fail.3:15 PM Oct 26th from web
- “You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.”
- Jack London12:05 PM Oct 25th from web
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- Name David Raffin
- Location Olympia, WA
- Web http://davidraffi...
- Bio Humor for Hedonists, Satire for Heretics, Absurdism for Radical Philologists. Comedy?
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