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DavidUzumeri

  1. I should open a gastropub called Fidel Gastro.
  2. @theMAC Look for it on Monday.
  3. @outcastspice Alan Scott, I'm almost sure.
  4. And yes I will go back and do Leviathan Strikes soon I swear!!!
  5. Page 15. 1400 words.
  6. I imagine Marvel central's response the One Million Moms boycott being like Ozymandias screaming "I DID IT!"
  7. Not knowing who's fucking who is some blissful ignorance.
  8. Wow, there is now exponentially less high school/university bullshit on my Facebook feed. I might even use it now!
  9. @VelvetHog That's the goal!
  10. Man, unfriending everyone on Facebook you aren't actually friends with makes it way more usable.
  11. @TheBurnham damn, man. Seriously. Great script from Grant but... That slaughterhouse. You stole the show.
  12. @theisb @cgstuyvesant as soon as I get home! Did you notice the Demon Star first appeared in #666? Ra's is the old man/dragon?
  13. @stevensanders I remember everyone saying GI Joe 1 was super bad even for a bad action movie though.
  14. @Twyst Is that a Kirby flipping over a table? It looks good!
  15. Wait, the Zombieland dudes wrote this script? This movie might not actually be a heaping pile of garbage? Sorry.
  16. oh shit, how will i live without a bunch of overpaid actors slumming it in a shitty script playing toys for nine months