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ConanOBrienThis morning I thought I heard a neighbor blasting that new @Skrillex song I like, but then I realized it was just the garbage truck.9:21 AM May 24thvia webRetweeted by DavidSpolar and 11880 others
SarcasticWillyAny time a bird craps on my car, I eat an entire plate of scrambled eggs on my porch, just to show the birds what I'm capable of.2:46 PM May 22ndvia webRetweeted by DavidSpolar and 396 others
Bart - god is in his face
Homer - yeah he's my favorite fictional character4:19 PM May 11thvia web
danieltoshmaybe everyone doesn't deserve a 2nd chance. if i can be perfect why can't you?11:10 AM May 10thvia webRetweeted by DavidSpolar and 8915 others
also..Tom Gabel from Against Me! is apparently getting a sex change7:36 PM May 8thvia web
i remember the first hockey game ive ever been to. early to mid 90's penguins vs nordiques!7:35 PM May 8thvia web
im glad those piece of shit flyers lost7:06 PM May 8thvia web