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DavidSpade

  1. Ladies.. Never date a guy that has web MD on his bookmarks
  2. great first day on grown ups games for @alexanderludwig, sorry we kept you up past your bedtime twitter.com/DavidSpade/sta…
  3. This just in: miami heat sign rampage jackson to one day contract. #piledriver
  4. Heading to @venetianvegas this weekend for stand up. Come see the train wreck
  5. @shaq in grownups. He plays lebron james in 10 years twitter.com/DavidSpade/sta…
  6. I know im getting scammed with this stand up gig. They just offered to pay me in facebook shares. #imgoodthx
  7. Day 2 of grownups 2 . A shot off the monitor. For more shit about it get on @happymadison for next few months twitter.com/DavidSpade/sta…
  8. Hey rules of engagement got another 13 eps next season. Thx to everyone watching. deadline.com/2012/05/cbs-ru…
  9. First day of grown ups. Me and @NickSwardson . He plays robs brother. And dices. And kd langs,, twitter.com/DavidSpade/sta…
  10. Sean Penn giving me a dumb tattoo on @nbcsnl. Apparently back when sleeveless flannel shirts were 'cool.' twitter.com/DavidSpade/sta…
  11. I saw the dictator tonight twitter.com/DavidSpade/sta…
  12. grandmas boy was on today. i missed my scene as guy blow. movie makes me laugh. esp robot shit
  13. Tuesday trading tip: twitter.com/DavidSpade/sta…
  14. Doesn't Angry Birds' Oinker look a little like Taggart when he gets bruised up? Possibly Barkley too. #impossiblystoned twitter.com/DavidSpade/sta…
  15. at airport. just saw a guy that might be the underpants bomber. Either that or he's got a huge dick
  16. Join me at @WishIllinois #WishBall in Chicago on 5/12 and help kids w/ life-threatening illnesses. Tix & details at bit.ly/wishball.
  17. happy birthday to @nickywhelanx!! have a great night!
  18. I dont know if this travolta stuff is true but it goes back to what my grandma always told me, 'wheres there's smoke there's handjobs'