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DavidSappSays

  1. .... Totally forgot I had one of these.. I may need to post here every now and again 6:07 PM Mar 20th, 2011 via web
  2. Damn it all! My power just went out. Sooo... this is what living in the early 1900's felt like.. Welp! Better start doing the charlsten. 6:12 PM Aug 24th, 2010 via txt
  3. Christ! I am at a party of 25+ year olds and everybody is acting like 16 year olds. 12:15 AM Aug 22nd, 2010 via txt
  4. David: 1 Asshole fly: 0 5:49 PM Aug 18th, 2010 via txt
  5. I just want to laugh again 2:06 AM Aug 18th, 2010 via txt
  6. I just got a free Medal of Honor BETA code from @Explosm! They're the best. http://explosm.net/moh 10:20 PM Aug 6th, 2010 via Explosm
  7. CCR is making my day quite complete right noow. 12:13 PM Aug 6th, 2010 via txt
  8. "I may not know karate, but I know Ka-razy!" Gotta love some James Brown. 2:06 PM Jul 26th, 2010 via txt
  9. Alright... Limbo on XBLA is pretty damn cool. Plaay it! 10:56 PM Jul 21st, 2010 via txt
  10. "Thats not my name," by, "Ting Tings," Is so bad it makes me want to shit in my own mouth. 4:21 PM Jul 15th, 2010 via txt
  11. Mac'n cheese and some ren and stimpy on the ol' net flix? It's the little things, I swear! This is good times. 11:27 PM Jul 7th, 2010 via txt
  12. Guhhh... tastes like a rat crawled up up in my mouth, laid down a giant shit, and then passed away where he stood... 11:08 AM Jul 2nd, 2010 via txt
  13. .... Trouser snake!!! I get it now! Oh man, it makes perfect sense now. How silly. A snake in trousers, psshh? Who comes up with this crap? 11:05 AM Jul 2nd, 2010 via txt
  14. Holy shit... I don't remember being one of the creators of Cyanide and Happiness.. How the hell did Bitmob mess that up? 2:48 PM Jun 29th, 2010 via txt
  15. Whos pants are these?? And why am I so moist! 3:52 AM Jun 28th, 2010 via txt
  16. This just in! ... BEER! 12:55 AM Jun 23rd, 2010 via txt
  17. "Just because you're rich does not mean you should buy really gay shit!" -my boss. 4:30 PM Jun 14th, 2010 via txt
  18. Chase, I will rock your toilet so hard. this could have been avoided, but nope! ya just had to speak ill of me! get ready you son of a bitch 5:02 PM Jun 4th, 2010 via txt
  19. See chase? it's this simple. you little bitch. 3:11 PM Jun 4th, 2010 via txt
  20. Chase has not seen the stains yet.. I might make it out of this in the clear..... minus a set of shorts that is. 12:22 AM Jun 4th, 2010 via txt
  • Name David Sapp
  • Location Phoenix
  • Web http://www.davidf...
  • Bio Hello! You have found me. Look at you, you little gumshoe in the making! Now you must pretend to care about what I have to say! I demand it!
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