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  1. Me? iPhone? Nah. My cell phone still has a rotary dial. Plus, I'm waiting for the iPhone nano.2:07 PM Jun 28th, 2007 from web
  2. So the CBS attorneys don't unleash the dogs on me, I should say I am not the real Dave...I'm his brother: Raul Letterman.2:03 PM May 23rd, 2007 from web
  3. You know what I love? That's right...hexadecimal numbers.8:14 AM May 2nd, 2007 from web
  4. It's been so hot today that Barry Bonds tested positive for lemonade!12:15 PM May 1st, 2007 from web
  5. Regis: 95 and still looking like Larry King.8:47 AM Apr 27th, 2007 from web
  6. My allergies have been so bad that last night, I sneezed my toupee off.7:04 AM Apr 3rd, 2007 from web
  7. Now that the democrats are in congress, I am, again, the biggest national embarrassment.7:51 AM Mar 29th, 2007 from web
  8. The next one to send me lobster gets it!12:28 PM Mar 27th, 2007 from web
  9. I miss Calvert's glasses.6:22 PM Mar 26th, 2007 from web
  10. They just announced the YouTube worst video winners...did they even look at my audition tape?11:25 AM Mar 26th, 2007 from web
  11. Have you ever felt like going on national television and just cursing?8:54 PM Mar 25th, 2007 from web
  12. Playing with Harry. His hair looks like a blond version of Trump's.11:18 AM Mar 25th, 2007 from web
  13. Just got back from seeing Regis at the hospital. We compared scars. Pretty similar, of course..I had the quintuple bypass so I win.6:04 PM Mar 24th, 2007 from web
  14. Laporte...I think a friend of Paul's knows this guy.5:51 PM Mar 24th, 2007 from web
  15. It's so nice out today that even Hillary Clinton is wearing a spring themed pant-suit.6:18 AM Mar 23rd, 2007 from web
  16. Sue Hum, our costume designer had a run-in with Kennedy last night. She just walked up to him and started using a roller on his jacket.4:55 PM Mar 22nd, 2007 from web
  17. Lunch...a couple of eyeballs.7:51 AM Mar 22nd, 2007 from web
  18. Fired intern for looking at me, even though I've asked her not to do that.6:08 AM Mar 22nd, 2007 from web
  19. Good to see all the kids on the internets.10:23 PM Mar 21st, 2007 from web
  20. I'll never get better if my son keeps this up.10:22 PM Mar 21st, 2007 from web
  • Name David Letterman
  • Location New York City
  • Web http://www.cbs.co...
  • Bio Hi, my name is Dave and I'm running for president.
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