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  1. Dear Support, don't FSCK WITH THE CUSTOMER'S PRODUCTION SYSTEM AT 4:30 the day before a HOLIDAY. Thank you, that is all.
  2. What in the world are seedless fruits grown from, and aren't they the last of their kind?
  3. I'm going to puke if I hear "You can't do that fancy new thing on the GUI - we don't have anything like that in the product today."
  4. @scottcreynolds You can if you run at a speed approaching 186,000 miles per second.
  5. @brianhprince Well, you're texting while he's driving too.
  6. If anyone sees the Hoegaarden truck that ran me over last night, I recommend getting out of its way. #fb
  7. Aaaand for my next trick: A quart of coffee and some Five Finger Death Punch.
  8. I'm having a stare-down with a Long day....
  9. RT @mletterle: @SittenSpynne: This is the best. Product. Ever. See the customer images and reviews for the best part. http://bit.ly/47pTgd
  10. It would suck to be the no. 1 college FB player in the country right now. 'Cause you're gonna get drafted by the Browns. Ugh.
  11. @rands You're talking to the wrong people.
  12. Good news: Office is closing between Christmas and New Year! Bad news: forced vacation time. Boo.
  13. @MikeG1 LOL
  14. Girl in the car in front of me was in her snot locker up to the second knuckle. #awarenessfail
  15. @shanselman What?! No Intellisense... meh. =)
  16. RT @shanselman: Slick, a complete IDE in your browser: http://bit.ly/Fu2lt <--Holy cow
  17. This bloody cat follows me around like she's a dog. #identitycrisis
  18. RT @BrownDogWelding: progression of M1 Abrams: I'd like to thank my family, my friends, and everyone else that serve.. http://bit.ly/130I7R
  19. Wife is out of town until Fri. Polishing my rocks while she's gone.......with my Lortone tumbler, sickos. sheesh.
  20. @scottcreynolds Sounds like getting Wisdom teeth replaced. Huh?