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davidcorsaro

I am also going to sue John Travolta, but mostly because of "Face-Off" @elibosnick 10:16 AM May 11th via web
"I hate this album" - something nobody has ever said when you put on "Paul's Boutique" #RIPMCA 10:24 AM May 5th via Twitter for iPhone
brendonwalsh NY Mets honor MCA nesn.com/2012/05/new-yo… 10:14 PM May 4th via web Retweeted by davidcorsaro and 155 others
Tonight I will be BLASTING "Check your head" from start to finish. The world needed more people like MCA. @beastieboys 1:09 PM May 4th via web
@IronMikeRubes great hanging with you last night. Although at next cougars show, you and I have some work to do 8:10 AM Apr 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
Great show last night by @BanginCougars and surprise guest singer @ArtieQuitter (Artie Lang). Keep bangin' boys!! 5:31 AM Apr 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
Dear Jimmy Kimmel - I will give you $1000 for that picture 6:05 AM Apr 20th via Twitter for iPhone
Not to be outdone by Cory Booker, Chris Christie just ran into a bakery and saved a tray of cinnamon rolls. - frank conniff 9:04 AM Apr 14th via Twitter for iPhone
@monroe_josh if you buy it and don't laugh your ass off, I'll mail you $5. That's how confident I am. How is new job? 4:41 PM Apr 12th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to monroe_josh
If you love stand-up, download @JimGaffigan 's new special from his website jimgaffigan.com. It's only $5 and it is amazing 9:02 AM Apr 12th via web
@jonberry instagr.am/p/I2Hjz_TTKT/ 10:11 AM Mar 31st via Twitter for iPhone
emmyblotnick On my resume when I say I'm resourceful, I mean I've held out the bottom of my t-shirt like a pouch to carry more popcorn. 10:56 AM Mar 30th via web Retweeted by davidcorsaro and 26 others
Judd Apatow just confirmed they are going to make Anchorman 2! #loudnoises @kevinbauman 6:04 PM Mar 28th via Twitter for iPhone
@ArsenioOFFICIAL Did you grow up learning from a magician named Jim Angelo? 9:36 AM Mar 23rd via web
@lukedancy make sure you take care of Calabrese. He is a great magician and a greater friend 8:20 AM Mar 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
I am at a bar in long island that is 82% woo girls 1:19 PM Mar 10th via Twitter for iPhone
@t2owords new follower 7:25 AM Mar 10th via Twitter for iPhone
@BaldBryan thanks for the Glendale restaurant recommendations.....so room service it is! Love Film Vault and your work with Ace ! 7:14 PM Mar 7th via Twitter for iPhone
@BaldBryan I am coming to Glendale for the first time on business. Where is a good place for dinner? 5:24 PM Mar 7th via Twitter for iPhone
D.Williams drops 57 and I'm not Kidding like Jason (not often I can make a Nets AND Nelly reference) @jflesta may be only 1 who gets both 9:33 PM Mar 4th via Twitter for iPhone

Name davidcorsaro
Location West Caldwell, NJ
Web http://www.davidc...
Bio Magician, specializing in corporate, restaurant and bar magic. Regular performer in 2 off-Broadway magic shows in NYC, Monday Night Magic & Magical Nights.