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DavidBeauvais23

MensHumor Why do people who know the least know it the loudest? about 2 hours ago via HootSuite Retweeted by DavidBeauvais23 and 1808 others
The rain ruined my grass-cutting sesh but also saved me from labour #worksbothways about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Tawen_Edwards Drinking kills , smoking chills about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by DavidBeauvais23
Bieber released a new single... #ThingsWeBlameTheDevilFor 7:55 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
When you can't find the remote, or stub your toe on your bed post.. Some more #ThingsWeBlameTheDevilFor 7:53 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
Waiting at a red light, expiry dates on bacon packs, hangovers.. #ThingsWeBlameTheDevilFor 7:51 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
MensHumor The length of a minute depends on which side of the bathroom door you´re on. #Truth 7:30 AM May 24th via HootSuite Retweeted by DavidBeauvais23 and 1406 others
MensHumor If they gave out awards for laziness, I would have to send somebody to accept it for me! 6:30 AM May 24th via HootSuite Retweeted by DavidBeauvais23 and 1263 others
BadLuckMeme Parents surprise him with concert tickets. Nickelback 10:06 AM May 23rd via web Retweeted by DavidBeauvais23 and 1133 others
BadLuckMeme Girlfriend makes him breakfast. Blue waffle. 10:51 AM May 22nd via web Retweeted by DavidBeauvais23 and 967 others
Your always the leach, never the host 8:13 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
WeedHumor A friend with weed is a friend indeed, but a friend who shares is a friend who cares. 9:10 AM May 23rd via Echofon Retweeted by DavidBeauvais23 and 643 others
WeedHumor There are two kinds of people in this world, those who SMOKE WEED and a bunch of other assholes. 3:05 PM May 22nd via SocialOomph Retweeted by DavidBeauvais23 and 410 others
RealMindBlowing If you type "illuminati" backwards, followed by '.com' it takes you to the U.S. government's national security site. #mindblowing 7:09 PM May 20th via web Retweeted by DavidBeauvais23 and 1016 others
CauseWereDrunk Dear life, when I asked if my day could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question. Not a challenge. 12:26 PM May 19th via web Retweeted by DavidBeauvais23 and 223 others
GreatestQuotes "For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness." - Ralph Waldo Emerson 3:10 AM May 19th via SocialOomph Retweeted by DavidBeauvais23 and 2436 others
#fuckyou 1:13 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
Drinking (water) like a boss right now 1:13 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
UncommonFacts Women can actually experience pregnancy symptoms just by thinking about it. This can cause morning sickness and increased belly size. 12:07 PM May 18th via TweetDeck Retweeted by DavidBeauvais23 and 355 others
SexFactsOfLife An adulterous Greek male was sometimes punished by the removal of his pubic hair and the insertion of a large radish into his rectum. 11:24 AM May 18th via TweetDeck Retweeted by DavidBeauvais23 and 208 others