DavidAlanMack
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@ Bill Clinton's 2nd try at explaining the Monaco pic: "Porn stars? I thought they were party favors!"
about 19 hours ago
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in reply to SMichaelPearson
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Just learned I'm three years too old to run off and join the French Foreign Legion. Damn, my options are drying up faster than Joan Rivers.
3:56 PM May 23rd
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@ — In their defense, justifying the practice of A2M is difficult for just about anyone to understand, so don't feel bad.
1:42 PM May 23rd
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in reply to SizzlerKistler
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RT" @ A helicopter dropped 955 hot dogs over Detroit today" — As God is my witness, I thought weiners could fly.
1:41 PM May 23rd
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@ — It sounds as if you share my gift for the subtleties of inflection. Whatever accent I aim for, I always miss to the left.
8:06 AM May 23rd
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in reply to charliejane
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My Scottish accent is the same as my Indian accent is the same as my Russian accent.
6:37 AM May 23rd
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@ - I'm sure that comes as great consolation to everyone who doesn't win a Hugo, Nebula, Harvey, Oscar, Emmy, Tony, or Grammy.
5:02 PM May 22nd
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in reply to ibrill
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@ - Not only do I know of , I have the book. (Before you ask, it was a gift.)
2:24 PM May 22nd
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in reply to Blondoid
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Thank you, NYC, for my estimated quarterly tax bill. Now cleaning my cats' litter is the second-shittiest job I have to deal with today.
1:52 PM May 22nd
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It's nice to wake up to e-mails that remind me my circle of friends contains some pretty darn amazing people. I feel lucky to know them all.
11:37 AM May 22nd
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Local cemetery wants me to buy a plot. WTF? No one buys plots anymore; it's a full manuscript or nothing. [ Punch line by @ ]
8:18 PM May 21st
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Since Sean Hannity insists on discussing Obama's religious beliefs in this campaign allow me to bring up the planet Kolob.
11:35 AM May 21st
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@ "Mark Zuckerberg got married today. Initial pubic offering tonight." — THAT'S NOT RIGHT! … But still kind of funny. :)
9:30 PM May 19th
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in reply to RobertJSawyer
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To all female readers of my Star Trek novels, I know the scene I'm writing fails the Bechdel Test. I apologize in advance.
8:58 PM May 19th
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@ — Glad you liked the Destiny trilogy. Did you read the original editions or the new, improved omnibus edition?
8:40 PM May 19th
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in reply to ozfinn
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One thousand followers! Let the balloons drop! Start the parade! Cue the marching band! … Huh? No celebration? Damn these budget cuts.
2:25 PM May 19th
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R2-D2 meets GTA-4: Best game mod EVER. Via @ - (VIDEO)
1:16 PM May 19th
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This, right here, is why I remain opposed to capital punishment.
11:15 AM May 19th
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@ - I predict that will be the exact description of the next massive YA bestseller with a 7-figure movie deal.
10:58 AM May 19th
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in reply to LauraJMoss
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@ "Guess what I have in my mouth right now? Some MR. JAMESON." I hope he's grateful. Or at least paying well.
7:33 PM May 18th
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in reply to BurnettRM
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- Name David Mack
- Location New York
- Web http://www.davidm...
- Bio Bestselling SF/fantasy author (Star Trek, The 4400, Wolverine, Farscape: Scorpius, The Calling), obsessive-compulsive, husband, cat-lover, drunkard, misanthrope
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