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mashable
If AT&T was run by Twitter: "AT&T is stressing out a bit now, so receiving calls has been temporarily disabled."
04:24 PM June 26, 2008
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fakeBillOreilly
Time for my morning routine. It consists of: brushing teeth, getting dressed, and eating a hearty meal of 4 newborn kittens.
03:33 AM July 09, 2007
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fakeBillOreilly
Got an iPhone. It's laking features though, such as a death ray that only targets black people and democrats
09:33 PM July 08, 2007
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fakeBillOreilly
Just killed a hobo. Needed topic information for chapter 3 of my new book. Damn my life is boring.
08:52 PM July 08, 2007
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confession
I cheated on my timesheet
02:48 PM March 20, 2007
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