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DaveinTexas

  1. FuckitAllFriday(tm) is a good day to flash your hoo-hah at a cop #FiAF about 3 hours ago via TweetDeck
  2. It's FuckitAllFriday(tm)! about 3 hours ago via TweetDeck
  3. @FirstTeamTommy @KurtSchlichter better to have those who want to serve about 12 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to FirstTeamTommy
  4. @ExJon @AceofSpadesHQ She needs a bigger tent about 12 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to ExJon
  5. @Doc_0 @AceofSpadesHQ In brightest day, in blackest night, the bad guys need thumpin, the women need humpin, right on right on right on about 12 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to Doc_0
  6. @yesnicksearcy HAH! Nice bling. 7:41 AM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to yesnicksearcy
  7. @Doc_0 "Free speech is overrated, but not overtly so" Letter to Gouverneur Morris, March 15, 1788 7:33 AM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to Doc_0
  8. @Doc_0 This is why I keep my dog-eared copy of "Stuff Jefferson Said" (3rd ed. revised) handy. 7:28 AM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to Doc_0
  9. @petitedov gangsta 7:20 AM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to petitedov
  10. @Teafran It's an old "yo mama" joke, but it's a keeper 6:48 AM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to Teafran
  11. @cowgirlgrfx thank YOU #freeglockandpearls 10:15 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck in reply to cowgirlgrfx
  12. MT @cowgirlgrfx: Hi @Twitter @support please restore @glockandpearls account. Investigate why please. #FreeGlockandPearls @twittergulag 10:13 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck
  13. @Ericatwitts I'm not an expert, try sending one to me *L 10:08 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck in reply to Ericatwitts
  14. @Ericatwitts blue ones go through iCloud.. green ones through your wireless provider 9:40 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck in reply to Ericatwitts
  15. @juleslalaland I will transmit this information to Vladimir 9:36 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck in reply to juleslalaland
  16. @ExJon My daughters would leave the table if I started up on anything Zep. Kids. Whattaya gonna do 7:11 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck in reply to ExJon
  17. @AceofSpadesHQ Killing Henry Hyde is kind of a policy 7:01 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck in reply to AceofSpadesHQ
  18. @skyliaember @TheH2 I'm gonna miss him 6:58 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck in reply to skyliaember
  19. De Niro gained 60 pounds to play Jake DeMatta in "Raging Bull" and then lost it. @alecbaldwin gained 80 pounds and, carried on 6:54 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck
  20. AND I'm blocked by Alec "You Gonna Eat Dat Pickle" Baldwin 6:50 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck