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DaveWishesHe

I know where my towel is. And no, I’m not going to get eaten by the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast Of Traal. #TowelDay twitpic.com/9p2gyy about 1 hour ago via Tweetbot for iOS from Bournemouth, Bournemouth
Celebrating #TowelDay with a beer and a read of #HHGTTG in the garden. about 1 hour ago via Tweetbot for iOS from Bournemouth, Bournemouth
Do you know where your towel is? about 7 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from Christchurch, Dorset
Checking out #Path. Very, very impressed so far. about 8 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from Christchurch, Dorset
Couldn't take it anymore. Watching the stock level slowly dropping, I panicked. #fixie, winging its way to me :) 6:20 AM May 24th via Tweetbot for iOS from Christchurch, Dorset
*girls. **bikini tops. Fucking autocorrect. 3:36 AM May 24th via Tweetbot for iOS from Christchurch, Dorset
I love summer. All those fine looking guys in their sexy short shorts and tank tops. 3:36 AM May 24th via Tweetbot for iOS from Christchurch, Dorset
Jump 2 days into the future (today) and there he was again, waiting patiently behind me until he could give me a wide berth. #SlapJustice. 12:18 AM May 24th via Tweetbot for iOS from Christchurch, Dorset
Didn't tweet about a van driver who overtook me dangerously TWICE because I'm ashamed to admit on the second occasion I swiped at him. 12:17 AM May 24th via Tweetbot for iOS from Christchurch, Dorset
Implementing yet another website front end. #yawn. 5:50 AM May 23rd via Tweetbot for iOS from Christchurch, Dorset
Oh god. #MysteriousTexter. twitpic.com/9o0kr8 7:12 AM May 22nd via Tweetbot for iOS from Christchurch, Dorset
I still don't know who my mystery texter is. I'm having a lot of fun with them though. twitpic.com/9nzmdp 5:51 AM May 22nd via Tweetbot for iOS from Christchurch, Dorset
Just got told that something I'd volunteered to look into needs to be fixed by 2:30pm. Will make sure it's not sorted until 2:31pm. #rebel. 4:26 AM May 22nd via Tweetbot for iOS from Christchurch, Dorset
@wibblefish I like that. Maybe they're also stealing my kidneys? 9:16 AM May 21st via Tweetbot for iOS from Christchurch, Dorset in reply to wibblefish
The mystery text person has got back to me. They've not told me who they are though. Shall I ask them if they want to play 20 questions? 8:44 AM May 21st via Tweetbot for iOS from Christchurch, Dorset
There is something seriously wrong with my brain today. Must be all the tedium. 8:17 AM May 21st via Tweetbot for iOS from Christchurch, Dorset
Someone has asked us to provide them with a load of data, ensuring that we encrypt it for transfer. Considering sending it to them md5'd. 7:21 AM May 21st via web
I did also ask who they were. I'm quite excited to find out now. I suspect it's one of my family, as not many other people call me "David" 6:05 AM May 21st via web
My response (part 3): " Why would you wish that on anyone? That's just mean." 6:03 AM May 21st via web
My response (part 2): ... "on which ID You'd lost AND have to pay some money to get a new copy " ... 6:02 AM May 21st via web

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Bio Ale drinking, PHP developing, Bournemouth based, atheist geek. Attention, read this before reading my tweets: http://bit.ly/twisclaimer