DaveSeger
- Maybe what I'm trying to say is, I don't think I feel like relating to 1996-2000 era Alkaline Trio songs anytime soon. You know what I mean?about 5 hours ago from web
- Darude's SANDSTORM: Dadada. Dadada. Dadada. Dadada. DOOMtiss DadadadaDADADADA. DededededeDEDEDEDEDE. DadadadaDADADADA. DededededeDEDEDEDEDE.about 10 hours ago from web
- It's Dance Beat Onomatopoeia Day at Twitter.com/DaveSeger! Boom tiss boom boom tiss. Boom tiss clap. Boom tiss. Boom.about 11 hours ago from web
- Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tissabout 11 hours ago from web
- @DelbertShoopman is galloping around, filming himself in daisy dukes. It's pretty great that some of my best friends are also my heroes.5:27 PM Jul 11th from web
- MAY THE FARTS BE WITH YOU! #1stdraftmovielines Haha. Nailed it.3:19 PM Jul 10th from web
- ReTweet: @Kuhhh "Open the pod bay doors, G.A.R.Y. R.I.C.H.A.R.D.S.O.N." #1stdraftmovielines2:00 PM Jul 10th from web
- "I feel the need! The need for airplane rides!" #1stdraftmovielines12:51 PM Jul 10th from web
- It doesn't hurt -- it's more like being thirsty.4:44 PM Jul 9th from web
- Well, sir, I do try my best to live in a Chronosynclastic Infundibulum, so...12:47 AM Jul 9th from web
- I'm sorry. Icebox change of heart. Everyone should use whatever umbrellas they want to describe anything. Freedom! But also: C'mon, dudes.5:47 PM Jul 8th from web
- I've been sick of the terms "Hipster" and "Frat Boy" for what feels like forever. Why are people still using them to describe people? Lazy?5:37 PM Jul 8th from web
- At Doctor for numb arm. Maybe I'm growing a new arm and this one will fall off soon. Maybe its just perpetual goosebumps from good times.10:15 AM Jul 8th from TwitterFon
- It feels simultaneously awesome and miserable to be forcing creativity at 4am in the middle of a regular work week.5:00 AM Jul 8th from web
- What Ever Happened To Abed? #whateverhappenedtoabed?11:50 PM Jul 7th from web
- Summer No. 264:00 PM Jul 7th from web
- I have a flat tire, a numb arm, and a broken side view mirror. The stuff I have to complain about runs out right about there, though.9:38 AM Jul 7th from TwitterFon
- "The steps of the dance are best left up to chance, but are beautiful and perfect anyway."12:41 AM Jul 7th from web
- You have no idea how amazing a 7-11 Egg Salad sandwich is until you love Egg Salad Sandwiches and are starving and buy one and eat one.11:39 PM Jul 6th from web
- Excuse me, would you mind, uhm, could you move just a little bit over there and drown yourself in a bucket of your own bullshit?7:27 PM Jul 6th from web
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