DaveNonis
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I asked how Tampa was tanking. They said they were giving "bonuses" to the players. I assumed they lied because... what money? Unless..
11:06 AM Mar 17th
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Sorry for my absence. I wanted to get away from Brian Burke once he found out I phoned in the Ponikarovsky trade too late.
2:40 PM Mar 9th
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Maybe we should stop making plans.
8:53 PM Mar 5th
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We came up with a new plan. Shut down Toskala and ride Gerber all the way. We should be able to continue our tanking. Good times.
1:19 PM Mar 5th
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While Brian Burke rejects calls from the media, his staff is doing all the work. Maybe we should do a trade without his permission.
7:33 AM Mar 4th
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Plan C failed. Plan D, let Burke decide what to do. We are running out of back-up plans :(
11:52 AM Mar 2nd
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Plan B failed. Plan C in effect, make playoffs. Don't forget to check out our Guerin trade later.
7:05 AM Mar 1st
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Plan A was doing a good job of tanking. Plan B is now in effect, play Curtis Joseph.
4:03 PM Feb 28th
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This AHL game is very entertaining... Hold on... Toskala is playing? Did we waive him or something?
6:24 PM Feb 26th
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I just peeked at Burke's phone, he's attempting to deal Antropov. I could be the ultimate Leafs insider. This is so fun.
4:41 PM Feb 26th
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@ Can we get you to help out Pavel Kubina make a decision? You know... something to do with waiving and trade deadline.
12:52 PM Feb 25th
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Oh god, Leafs game tonight. Maybe I can watch Lost on TV in our suite once it airs. The show makes more sense than the team.
12:38 PM Feb 25th
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Don't even think of offering Price, but thinking about it, go ahead. We need a good laugh.
8:54 PM Feb 24th
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You know... replacement for Carey Price? Bob... give Burke a call, he might be interested but only if we get a 1st and your best prospect.
8:53 PM Feb 24th
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@ @ We have a seasoned veteran in Vesa Toskala, I hear he's from Finland, they breed good goaltenders.
8:40 PM Feb 24th
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in reply to johnfergusonjr
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Before I leave, I was mad because they wouldn't throw a free t-shirt up here. Just to clarify.
9:14 AM Feb 24th
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Like seriously, the pizza he delivers to me is cold. Why does Brian Burke get the nice warm pizza? Do I have to toss a bone or something?
9:04 AM Feb 24th
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@ Oh, who sent me that text message then? Oh it's Eklund, I thought I told him to stop texting me!
8:57 AM Feb 24th
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in reply to GaryBettmanhaha
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@ Hey Gary, I hear you were retiring soon? When can I be notified of the party so I can avoid it?
8:26 AM Feb 24th
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in reply to GaryBettmanhaha
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Talked to Matt Gilroy. Told him he would be the top defenseman if he signed. Hopefully he doesn't remember the conversation in the future.
8:23 AM Feb 24th
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- Name Dave Nonis
- Location Toronto, Air Canada Centre
- Web http://www.maplel...
- Bio Assistant GM of Leafs (Yes, it's a parody)
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