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  1. Flintstones Bike Exists! http://bit.ly/s3Xlb
  2. Redneck Fire Alarm - http://bit.ly/T4E7K
  3. If President Obama Twittered... http://bit.ly/11bH25
  4. “Johnny once said we were as close as two people could be without being married.” -Ed McMahon http://bit.ly/FgN6Y
  5. Life boils down to 2 questions: http://bit.ly/QOiKM
  6. #DailyQuotation: Whatever you are, be a good one. - Abraham Lincoln http://bit.ly/EJFtc
  7. #remember 25 Things About To Become Extinct In America: http://bit.ly/wLmSP
  8. Hey kids! Are you smarter than a 2nd grader? http://tiny.cc/ydN1J
  9. @sweetweet357 Paul only Tweets when the heat is on. Then he sings like a bird.
  10. Ordered inside at McDonalds. Went to the car to check on the game. Should have stayed in. Either way, Nuggets were done.
  11. Some people are saying that Supreme Court nominee, Judge Sotomayor is a racist. Don't think so. Now, Danica Patrick..there's a racist.
  12. A top financial advisor was caught napping while Obama was talking about credit card debt. He was fined $100 with no payments for 12 months.
  13. Think the recession is finally getting to Paul. I asked him how he felt after his vacation and he said,"Dave, I feel like a thousand bucks!"
  14. Guess you heard, President Obama gave the Queen of England an iPod. Wait till she finds out it's a dollar a download. Hey, that's nothing!
  15. Barack Obama is going to miss the annual Gridiron Dinner in Washington. Sending Joe Biden instead. After all, it is a big joke-fest.
  16. They found 1.5 million-year-old footprints in Kenya recently, made by feet that could wear a size 9 men's shoe. Same size as Larry King.
  17. Enjoying my Valentine gift from Joaquin Phoenix- Heart shaped box of brownies. What a thoughtful man.
  18. Trying out some shampoo Blaggo gave me last night. It's a trial size.
  19. The guy who threw his shoes at President Bush says he is not safe in Iraq and wants asylum in Switzerland or Italy cause he likes the shape.
  20. With iPods and such, they say that music albums may soon be a thing of the past. Reminds me, I've got to get new speakers for my 8-track.