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  1. When you GENERALIZE, you make an ASS out of LIZ and ME.
  2. @benblacker Me too. Crud!
  3. Britney Spears' new look can best be described as "Drunk 'Sweet Dee' from 'It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.'"
  4. This Dr. of philosophy w/ the Rasputin poster and beard to his knee: he's aware they haven't rated movies on an A/B scale in decades, right?
  5. If you're not following @youngamerican's menswear blog, you really should be: http://putthison.tumblr.com
  6. @jrach4d Irv's Burgers on Santa Monica & Sweetzer is where it's at.
  7. RT @alexblagg: I suggest you become a fan of leaving me the hell alone on Facebook.
  8. Sometimes unpleasant things happen to you. #earlyraptopics
  9. This beat will continue until tomorrow morning. #earlyraptopics
  10. I am here to show and prove a topic I may or may not reveal later. #earlyraptopics
  11. Some food is unpalatable. #earlyraptopics
  12. I am the shortest member of this rap group. #earlyraptopics
  13. I am very good at rapping. #earlyraptopics
  14. Follow Friday: Get on board with the delightful @jenhen, who has just informed us that DAVE BARRY is on Twitter: @rayadverb. Fun!
  15. @jenhen Thanks for that news! The circle is complete!
  16. @Fozziebare But it ISN'T here. We're just TALKING ABOUT IT FOR ANOTHER DAY. Come on, Levi.
  17. @PFTompkins THANK YOU. I feel like it's a movie within a movie, but I am not in a movie probably.
  18. @scott_tobias Great job with Bill S. He was a year ahead of me in college, and though I've never cared about sports, I've been a fan since.
  19. @scott_tobias People don't know anything about anything, ever.
  20. Sun Kil Moon's version of "Tiny Cities Made Of Ashes" is five solid minutes of autumn.