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  1. She is the inventor of the platypus, the traffic cone, and the velociraptor in a party hat. Happy Birthday, @dannisaur! about 9 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. @antichrista Times are tough around the barn. The livestock market is crashing. Big Horse needs a bale oat. about 10 hours ago from web in reply to antichrista
  3. @antichrista Leaving home makes horses really unstable. They're saddled with neuroses. about 10 hours ago from web in reply to antichrista
  4. Oh lord, why must my muscles always ripple like a really buff prowling jaguar?! 5:42 PM Nov 30th from web
  5. So, I have the cuttlefish and the octagonal prism, but I can't figure out where to put the toner. 8:29 AM Nov 29th from Tweetie
  6. When creating the 3D pirate for your video game aim for a low polygon count because parrots are expensive. 8:00 AM Nov 29th from Tweetie
  7. The King of Diamonds got his start as a rhombusboy. 7:29 AM Nov 29th from Tweetie
  8. “Look, I'm sorry. I was raised by wolves. Farting wolves.” —@worldwarmike 12:54 PM Nov 28th from Birdhouse
  9. She's a trained pole dancer, a little grumpy, and knows an awful lot about the Nothern Hairy-nosed Wombat. Follow @dannisaur! #ff 10:39 AM Nov 27th from Tweetie
  10. Me: Living fossil says what? Coelacanth: Very funny. 10:04 PM Nov 26th from web
  11. Like a brave and battleworn WWI homing pigeon, I bring you news from the front. Dinobrain is now on Facebook! http://bit.ly/dinobook 12:12 PM Nov 25th from web
  12. Of course I ran, the bastard had War and Peace on his Kindle. Think how much it'd smart to be hit with all that Russian. 11:12 PM Nov 24th from web
  13. @gblakeman Slapped in the face by a Kindle? Download: 101 Ways To Boost Your Self-Esteem. (Now available on Kindle.) 11:00 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to gblakeman
  14. The youths of tomorrow will accost their fellow travelers with e-books. 10:41 PM Nov 24th from web
  15. In my day, we threatened people with knives and clubs, none of this wimpy-ass printed word crap. 10:15 PM Nov 24th from web
  16. On the train from the airport a teenager threatened to hit me with a book. I missed you too, Chicago. 10:13 PM Nov 24th from web
  17. Your fishmonger selfish? Yup, for a living. 12:30 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  18. I dipped my pen in the company squid. Now my pen reeks of calamari and I'll never work in the aquarium industry again. 10:03 AM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  19. I want to thank all of you for spreading the news of @worldwarmike's fat face. We've accomplished something enormous today, people. 10:19 PM Nov 21st from web
  20. @kellydeal Hm, both are pudgy and terrifying when angered. It's a toss-up on the joy front. I'll consult my shaman. 10:16 PM Nov 21st from web in reply to kellydeal