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  1. @mtrh my subconsious is always improving tweets. I first read that as "hero of mime". 1 minute ago from Tweetie in reply to mtrh
  2. @trumpetcake writers were sitting around watching Way of the Gun and thought "where can we go to get the same result? The Jersey Shore! 16 minutes ago from Tweetie in reply to trumpetcake
  3. As if I needed the more protection. RT @kristacallen @dav3ston3 Perms: The chastity belt of the 80's about 10 hours ago from Tweetie
  4. RT @jessicabenner: If I have to join the Symbionese Liberation Army to get Patty's "Tania" haircut, I'll fucking do it. about 10 hours ago from API
  5. @kristacallen they should be outlawed. about 10 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to kristacallen
  6. @mergyeugnau how about "fraux"? Actually I'm going to add that to my bio. about 11 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to mergyeugnau
  7. @jillinski let's hope it counts for something when weighed with our current difficulties. about 11 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to jillinski
  8. @mergyeugnau only spiritual kinship. Totally faux fro. about 11 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to mergyeugnau
  9. @bipsydipwater I'm hoping that watching will keep me from becoming one. about 11 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to bipsydipwater
  10. The year my mom bought a beauty salon she said "you should get a perm, it'll be cute". PS: Sixth grade sucked. about 11 hours ago from Tweetie
  11. @jillinski if "winsome" means "afroed" then, yes. about 11 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to jillinski
  12. I don't know what the camera crew on Hoarders is paid but it's not enough (also I hope they have the best healthcare money can buy). about 11 hours ago from Tweetie
  13. "Her teeth are in here somewhere". Oh Hoarders, you had me at "teeth". about 12 hours ago from Tweetie
  14. @Meg_in_3D cute new photo, BTW. about 12 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Meg_in_3D
  15. @nealpollack that kid's a genius. Maybe get him to do some of those blog posts the PR guys are always asking for. about 12 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to nealpollack
  16. @VirginiaCorbett Ah, you're a hedge! about 12 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to VirginiaCorbett
  17. @VirginiaCorbett Arthur is 100% goodness. about 12 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to VirginiaCorbett
  18. @annleary what's this "porn" of which you speak? about 12 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to annleary
  19. I'd play video games a lot more if sleep was less important to me. about 12 hours ago from Tweetie
  20. @annleary you're a big help. There are cheaper ways to get beat up. about 13 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to annleary