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DatManDan

@Lebanons_Don sheesh about 4 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to Lebanons_Don
A-Town it is about 4 hours ago via TweetDeck
Forget the Middle give respect to my Trigger finger about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck
Cops need to get lives 5:33 PM May 24th via TweetDeck
@KevinMacDonnell *correction lol 5:08 PM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to KevinMacDonnell
Ppl that wanna text your phone but dont wanna tell you who it is... why you scurred?? 4:46 PM May 24th via TweetDeck
RT @Highdriel @DatManDan #rahzelstools 4:28 PM May 24th via TweetDeck
"I wish the US govt would declare 'War' on hot chicks because then there'd be 10 of 'em on every corner throwing themselves at me!" #sotrue 4:00 PM May 24th via TweetDeck
Was there EVER a more thugged-out squad?? @Highdriel @teaeyem @stevensepulveda @TheRealAJKapoor yfrog.com/h3o7nwbj ...absolutely NOT! 3:56 PM May 24th via TweetDeck
IvanCarterCSN You've got all these cities hurting for money so why not regulate sports wagering and tax it? It's common sense. so much wasted revenue... 3:45 PM May 24th via TweetDeck Retweeted by DatManDan and 1 other
@g_comp89 comfy as f ck... try it 3:43 PM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to g_comp89
@g_comp89 the fuck else are stained, kids' extra-medium-sized sweatpants good for in the summer?? Lol 3:39 PM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to g_comp89
Old pants + scissors = new shorts 3:35 PM May 24th via TweetDeck
Anybody wanna go to the beach for Memorial Day weekend? #JustWondering 3:30 PM May 24th via TweetDeck
@g_comp89 @Lebanons_Don the first one could also be "Drug Dealer Translations" too lol 11:21 AM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to g_comp89
@TheNaviBajwa haha my man! 11:20 AM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to TheNaviBajwa
If my dad makes one more corny-ass joke about finding some bud in my room im just gonna rip a jeeb in my kitchen sink #FckIt 11:15 AM May 24th via TweetDeck
Grilling in someones parents backyard when the parents arent home >>>>>>>>>>> 4:40 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck
"Dude, the ladies were wet over the lettuce wraps." Hahahahahahahahaha 3:00 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck
RT @bdthatdude yo who's tryna have my mixed baby?!>>> im tryna make a even MIXEDER baby with a mixed girl... its like Inception 2:28 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck