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  1. My beach pictorial :) http://www.myprivategallery...
  2. Sex is nature, and I believe in going along with nature. http://bit.ly/2nH5Er
  3. It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married? http://bit.ly/2nH5Er
  4. Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over. http://bit.ly/2nH5Er
  5. Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together. http://bit.ly/2nH5Er
  6. What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' http://bit.ly/2nH5Er
  7. Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'? http://bit.ly/2nH5Er
  8. When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. http://bit.ly/2nH5Er
  9. Not for the faint at heart- lol -> http://www.myprivategallery...
  10. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. http://bit.ly/2nH5Er
  11. Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together. http://bit.ly/2nH5Er
  12. It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married? http://bit.ly/2nH5Er
  13. The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. http://bit.ly/2nH5Er
  14. Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. http://bit.ly/2nH5Er
  15. If you like scenery - http://bit.ly/2nH5Er
  16. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. http://bit.ly/2nH5Er
  17. Never stand between a dog and the hydrant http://bit.ly/2nH5Er
  18. Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips." http://bit.ly/2nH5Er
  19. I love life because what more is there. http://bit.ly/2nH5Er
  20. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. http://bit.ly/2nH5Er