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I Feel Like I’m In An Elevator And Can’t Get Off! It’s like…spinning your wheels and getting nowhere? Trapped with Musak and a SBD Farter!
3:47 PM Nov 19th
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Things of Note: A bird can and will get his head stuck in a birdfeeder leading to death on occasion. Greed or Bad Luck. You judge
12:00 PM Nov 18th
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Courtesy Flush: I dont know how many times I've told the people living in my house, "Poop flush, Wipe flush!". How hard is that?? Guess!
5:47 PM Nov 16th
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Yoga Lay Hee Who..Just finished yoga. Alec with me, laughing. He seemed to think passing gas while doing the back arch was necessary! ugh
10:14 PM Nov 13th
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I Will ALWAYS Be A Lard ASS this rate! Remember when I said I was going to exercise! I didn’t. Unless you count getting dressed an exercise
2:25 PM Nov 13th
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I poked myself in the eye today with a straw.While driving.I did not require medical assistance.Just soap in my mouth
4:51 AM Nov 12th
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Havin some Bawls and Blueberry Poptarts! And I’m watching a documentary on bird migration. Doesn’t that just sound like the total package?
8:07 AM Nov 11th
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Pissin’ Petie Strikes Again! Content to doze, my rat terrier farts and grins whilst dreaming of the wet cat food he stole. My cat scowls!
2:42 PM Nov 10th
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My new lawn ornaments are not lawn gnomes although they are about the size of a small child. They are…???? LARGE HEAPING PILES OF DOG SHIT!
4:02 AM Nov 10th
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Hate laundry? Nude Mopping. How else to get the bathroom floor sparkly and avoid flinging that pee pee poo poo mop water onto your clothes?
5:18 PM Nov 9th
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Sinner: As I was driving by Jo Jo's Church this morning my stereo blared on and Devo screamed “WHIP IT! WHIP IT GOOD!" whilst ladies looked
8:36 PM Nov 8th
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Lack of Sleep Doubles Risk of Death AND Too Much Sleep Doubles Risk of Death...People are PAID to research and write this study. Good job!
6:47 PM Nov 7th
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I Made a Skid Mark and it Wasn’t In My PANTS! I learned to drive a stick shift AND left my mark on the world, or at least in my drive way.
9:20 PM Nov 4th
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Glasses my Asses!! Hell it’s come to this now, glasses. JUST FOR READING THOUGH…and computing and etc. What next…a leaky bladder?
8:39 PM Nov 3rd
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Hey…I remembered what I forgot last night (mwhaa haa haa screw you dementia).
4:17 AM Nov 3rd
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Lick’em Stick’em...That tattoo was a “stick on” one. Som big pterodactyl drum stick leg armed man had a LICK AND STICK tattoo on his arm!
7:49 PM Nov 2nd
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The Rabbit is Dead aka Things That Just Aren’t Right...a tiny teeny baby bunny HEAD with eyes open and mouth in death pose on my doorstep.
12:35 PM Nov 2nd
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WARNING: do NOT I repeat DO NOT drink Cabernet Sauvignon with Baby Ruth candy bars the results are disasterous and may lead to TP shortages.
1:28 PM Nov 1st
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- Name Sheryl McCurdy
- Location Nebraska
- Web http://poniday.wo...
- Bio See the silly, sarcastic woman running with scissors and drinking espresso? That's me.
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