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Today sure seems like Saturday. was waiting for Saturday Night Live before realized what day it was. Lease on life extended 24 hrs, scooore! 11:23 PM Apr 13th via web
@BrianPeraza That should be #fmfu, no?! 11:30 PM Mar 7th via web in reply to BrianPeraza
The Idler Wheel is wiser than the Driver of the Screw n Whipping Cords will serve u more than Ropes will ever do? phew! bit.ly/Aw3AaX 8:43 PM Mar 7th via Tweet Button
in a word with friends: meh! Zynga launches platform for non-Facebook gaming cnn.com/2012/03/01/tec… 6:09 PM Mar 5th via Tweet Button
one step forward, 6 steps downward! don't be that guy :-/ Man dies trying to set mark for being buried alive komonews.com/news/national/… 5:41 PM Mar 5th via Tweet Button
no más pantalones! 7:01 PM Mar 3rd via web
Awww :( Davy Jones--the Monkee, not the Pirates of the Carribean villian--dead at 66 washingtonpost.com/local/obituari… 4:01 PM Feb 29th via Tweet Button
The wrong way to eat pussy: Alleged cat eater had carcass in kitchen :-6 bit.ly/xVkSVO 12:27 AM Feb 25th via Tweet Button
Watch out a new sophisticated scam pretending to be from AICPA.ORG wp.me/pM7WK-fb via @Incostress 12:24 PM Feb 22nd via Tweet Button
What's @Adele's last name anyway? I will google it in a sec, but first let me guess. Cunningham? Mason? Grammyhögger?! jk Congrats, kid! #fb 9:44 AM Feb 13th via web
Less might be more? More or less! ‘Downsize’ That Meal... Customers Say OK abcn.ws/xc2caA (via @ABC) 11:18 PM Feb 8th via Tweet Button
As @TheRiverABC demonstrates, the difference between men and boys is the possessedness of their toys ○.◎ abc.tv/xgACdE 8:51 PM Feb 8th via web
hm, so many choices! Geeky tattoos komonews.com/news/offbeat/P… 5:23 PM Jan 25th via Tweet Button
NY Giants kicker Lawrence Tynes: "Someone had to win the game." No kidding?! 9:21 PM Jan 22nd via web
Bob Schieffer: "The first person to speak usually has the least to say." Yea, I'll SECOND that! :D 12:30 AM Jan 16th via web
Still no pious baloney and jelly sandwich available at Subway yet. What gives?! @subwayfreshbuzz 12:15 AM Jan 16th via web
The bloke at rear-left looks like he just sunk $736k on a bluefin tuna.... craaazy!! komonews.com/news/offbeat/S… 1:49 AM Jan 9th via Tweet Button
So 31 seconds of obnoxiousness!!! >:-P AT&T 4G orgy youtube.com/watch?v=bvVVQG… 9:49 PM Dec 27th, 2011 via web
More irony in the news :-/ ➀fallen tree bit.ly/usxFoH, ➁xmas fire on.today.com/sNY9hC, ➂homecoming soldier bit.ly/uq3hm9 12:49 PM Dec 26th, 2011 via web
Dicephalic conjoined twins born in Brazil news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow… ~ meet also Abigail & Brittany: youtube.com/watch?v=7ZUzi0… 2:21 AM Dec 22nd, 2011 via Tweet Button

Name uuuǝןƃ ʇsnɾ
Location Sleeplessness, WA
Bio Live your microcosm as if Mayans ruled the day & soon a parallel universe will rear its Romney head & preempt your Smash program. But u already knew that! #fmfu