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  1. Hobbies? Oh I mostly like to stay up late reading unfavorable reviews of great films on Rotten Tomatoes. about 8 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. Nearly a decade into the Willennium and I'm still not 100% sure how to get jiggy with it. 2:05 AM Dec 15th from web
  3. Good thing the first season of MacGyver is available to watch instantly on Netflix. 12:06 AM Dec 12th from Tweetie
  4. I buy all my Christmas presents at 3:00AM. I hope everyone I know has terrible acne or needs to work on their core. The swords are for me. 2:39 AM Dec 8th from Tweetie
  5. Apparently loving "The Big Lebowski" doesn't mean someone likes the Coen Bros. It just means they wish their life was like "Entourage", bro. 2:46 AM Dec 5th from Tweetie
  6. It's better to be safe than to be sorry, which is why I just set a Google alert for "boar attack". 11:16 PM Dec 3rd from Tweetie
  7. I shouldn't be able to see my breath in 50ยบ weather. Even the atmosphere in Los Angeles is soft. 2:22 AM Dec 3rd from Tweetie
  8. The "Local TV" and "Nat TV" sections on D-league schedules are sadly optimistic. That Rio Grande vs. Reno matchup could be a flex game! 1:53 AM Dec 3rd from web
  9. Fact: 9 out of 10 Draculas think that neck blood is the best blood. 2:40 AM Dec 1st from Tweetie
  10. You're not an alcoholic until you've ever been too drunk to turn off Poker After Dark. 2:11 AM Nov 17th from Tweetie
  11. The most adult thing a person can do is purchase a bottle of Cholula from the grocery store, instead of just stealing it from Baja Fresh. 10:48 PM Nov 16th from Tweetie
  12. That's the last time I confuse MDMA and MMA. You should have told me that "Fight" wasn't the name of a nightclub. 12:20 PM Nov 11th from Tweetie
  13. Overheard on Halloween: "Yeah, I slept with her. What? I don't know, probably because she showed up in costume and you're ugly every day." 2:56 AM Nov 1st from Tweetie
  14. Overheard on Halloween: "I don't care how great your costume is, you're not getting in my car!" 2:39 AM Nov 1st from Tweetie
  15. I bet time travel would be like going to sleep, in that there would be a lot of crying and you wouldn't have to wear pants. 3:10 PM Oct 28th from Tweetie
  16. That guy in the ghost costume is dead to me. 2:54 PM Oct 23rd from Tweetie
  17. Sorry I'm late, I was up all night reading Wikipedia entries about serial killers. 1:26 AM Oct 23rd from Tweetie
  18. After purchasing both "Eating the Dinosaur" and "The Book of Basketball" today, I've realized I've become a caricature of myself. 1:23 AM Oct 23rd from Tweetie
  19. I can't believe where Clown College ranks in the preseason polls. The media is just a bunch of bozos. 1:31 AM Oct 22nd from Tweetie
  20. When will the death tolls from this rain storm in Los Angeles finally be released? 12:09 AM Oct 15th from Tweetie