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Now he's just showing off - http://bit.ly/1EcMe #400th7:52 AM Jul 14th from Twitterrific
Watching MJ's funeral reminded me I wanna go out in style. I better not end up cremated on some stupid moon surrounded by teddy bears.9:01 AM Jul 10th from Twitterrific
@JenCallahan - Contact Tarkin. He'll send you all the appropriate forms to fill out and you'll be an official Minion of the Empire™7:54 PM Jul 9th from Twitterrific in reply to JenCallahan
Billy Mays was so good he once sold Tusken Raiders sand. #BillyMaysTribute6:42 PM Jul 9th from Twitterrific
They may look all cute and cuddly, but get enough of them together and they'll ruin a perfectly good Empire - http://bit.ly/D3gJD5:54 PM Jul 9th from Twitterrific
The Force is brawny with this one. #1stdraftmovielines3:30 PM Jul 9th from Twitterrific
Luke, I am related to you. In fact, I'm your dad. #1stdraftmovielines2:55 PM Jul 9th from Twitterrific
The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant compared to the power of the Block Button.10:58 AM Jul 9th from Twitterrific
Once you've had gloss black, you never go back.6:56 PM Jul 8th from Twitterrific
@AdrianneCurry - Once you've had gloss black, you never go back.6:21 PM Jul 8th from Twitterrific in reply to AdrianneCurry
@Icydevil0 - In many ways I never really left. Think about it.4:33 PM Jul 8th from Twitterrific in reply to Icydevil0
Old Jedi never die, they just fade away. Literally.3:56 PM Jul 8th from Twitterrific
Just added myself to the http://wefollow.com twitter directory under: #evil #sithlord #star9:03 PM Jul 7th from WeFollow
I detest popularity contests, unless it also puts Trekkies in their place. Vote Vader - http://bit.ly/EDemn8:35 PM Jul 7th from Twitterrific
On 2nd thought, I'm finding it hard to get behind a holiday where a bunch of scrappy rebels defeated a vast empire for independence.11:19 AM Jul 4th from Twitterrific
@chrispirillo - And they call *me* evil! Call the phone company man.10:04 PM Jul 3rd from Twitterrific in reply to chrispirillo
*Finally* got accepted into the E.L.E. Other new recruits include that chick that ate guinea pigs, KARR & the kid that swept Laruso's leg.9:31 PM Jul 3rd from Twitterrific
@_Kitteh - I know.8:47 PM Jul 3rd from web in reply to _Kitteh
I love national holidays where blowing up a rebel stronghold can easily be considered a spectacular "finale."8:17 PM Jul 3rd from Twitterrific
You are cordially invited to my chocolate party. Join me... or die. - http://bit.ly/1399jC7:57 PM Jun 29th from Twitterrific

Name Darth Vader
Location Empire, CO
Bio Evil Orphan Annie™

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