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Queen_UK Might replace the traditional "My Lords and members of the House of Commons" with "OK, listen up morons" #queensspeech 12:10 AM May 9th via TweetDeck Retweeted by DarthTurnip and 1922 others
@therealgokwan mwuahahaha! I'm crying with laughter here! 12:09 AM May 9th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to therealgokwan
@lucianacarro song I can't get out of my head is All Along The Watchtower... Errmm... I think I might have been activated...! ;) 11:52 PM May 8th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to lucianacarro
randomanalysis @wilw claiming someone else's marriage is against your religion is like being mad at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet. 7:22 PM May 8th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to wilw Retweeted by DarthTurnip and 2505 others
“@johnprescott: A cocky left wing PR-obsessed Blair defeated by..... etc..... Politicians being all the same maroon colour..... 4:37 PM May 6th via Twitter for iPhone
@wilw your phone got Rikered! LOL 12:09 AM May 4th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to wilw
@wilw re: parking ticket... my Klingon Warbird got clamped the other day... I recommend a good low yield phaser blast 12:15 AM May 3rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to wilw
3 Battlestars over Honolulu, courtesy of my customised X-Plane! Galactica is a devil to fly! twitter.com/DarthTurnip/st… 12:34 AM Apr 25th via Twitter for iPhone
theaarondouglas twitter.com/theaarondougla… 5:27 PM Apr 19th via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by DarthTurnip and 3 others
josiefraser Tim Berners-Lee says extension of the state's surveillance powers would be a "destruction of human rights" goo.gl/LicTn 11:46 PM Apr 17th via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by DarthTurnip and 22 others
CEEFAX fax trending eh? Didn't realise it was still going! So who remembers PRESTEL then? Social networking 25 years ago! 12:05 AM Apr 18th via Twitter for iPhone
@uk_james interesting read... sounds like my local practice! 11:54 PM Apr 12th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to uk_james
uk_james The power of music dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2… 11:51 PM Apr 11th via Safari on iOS Retweeted by DarthTurnip
@forensicash we might get round to it at the next major planetary alignment! All good here - how goes it with you? 1:24 AM Mar 30th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to forensicash
#forecourtfilms Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Dieselban 1:21 AM Mar 30th via Twitter for iPhone
By eDecks, I refer to the online store in the uk for garden decking... bloody hell, regretting not going to B&Q now 12:38 AM Mar 30th via Twitter for iPhone
Crikey, eDecks now trying to shift blame to us for using word "request" and not "need" in an email! 12:29 AM Mar 30th via Twitter for iPhone
eDecks - crap service, bs delivery quotes on site, and crap communication. 12:19 AM Mar 30th via Twitter for iPhone
No choice in water supplier(s) must be illegal. Therefore Southern Water are extorting money out of me. Challenge me if you dare. 2:28 AM Mar 25th via Twitter for iPhone
A very foggy Dover this morning... twitter.com/DarthTurnip/st… 12:15 AM Mar 15th via Photos on iOS from Dover, Kent

Name peV
Location doVer, England
Bio Apple geek, left hander, dragon, wiccan, petrolhead, wine drinker, artisan bread maker and generally a bit barking.