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  1. Why is my bag always the last out?
  2. Apart from bloody marys and vodka frosties, what is considered an acceptable morning eye-opener?
  3. In Cairo airport.YET AGAIN. Dubaiwards for a weekend of drinking and merriment.Might even be heading UKwards if my holiday days are approved
  4. And now a cow in a pickup http://pic.gd/bb87da
  5. Yes that's a live sheep in the trunk http://pic.gd/dda9ee
  6. @phevans @DanTownson my ass will not let anything that has been hewn by man alone touch it. Animals must suffer to aid my sleep.
  7. Someone give me a good reason why I shouldn't buy this for my next camping trip (potentially Ireland in a camper van) - http://bit.ly/8XpYy5
  8. @cawhitworth Yes, now try being onsite at a telco. The sales-droids seem to up the ante here with volume
  9. @phevans No no, I honestly believe it is snake oil, balderdash and claptrap. I may even go so far as to say tommyrot!
  10. @cawhitworth Less beans then? Isn't flatulence powered transport particularly bad for the environment?
  11. @phevans Bunkum! Bunkum I tell you.
  12. @phevans Don't you insult Mulletella! Yes the sun is under her chin
  13. I think I have women on my mind if I'm seeing pretty cloud ladies in the sky - http://pic.im/eEc
  14. For all you London based filthy deviants - http://bit.ly/7nWaFq
  15. Every coffee machine and coffee distribution place is out of order over here. I have a feeling this is a social experiment on rage
  16. @DanTownson I'm not sure why anyone would follow @YourOrYoure though. It makes my eyes itch just looking through the tweets
  17. RT @YourOrYoure: [Wrong!] @DarthSweeties Your the richest man I know. http://bit.ly/5mteXN Hahahaha, I love bots.
  18. @DanTownson *smug*
  19. @phevans I pay the fee indirectly though smugness. Yes, it is a recognised currency
  20. @phevans It is precisely for iPlayer and the like that I need UK serverness