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DarthSarcasm

@TechEddy That should have been ‘51 plate’. Do not attempt to tweet while boarding bus :) about 21 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
@terryandrob I shall have a hard boiled egg, in their memory :) about 21 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to terryandrob
terryandrob Wear lilac and remember #Glorious25thOfMay about 22 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by DarthSarcasm and 576 others
@TechEddy exactly. Ford focus zetec, j nsfw about 21 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to TechEddy
@TechEddy my main worry now is: what else? Both drive shafts, a front wheel bearing and a front break disk in 3 weeks? Not good. about 22 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to TechEddy
Car booked in. Shall try and boost the day with good breakfast foods. about 22 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
Yesterday: get towed home with broken neat side drive shaft. Today: get ass-raped financially replacing near side drive shaft. *sadface* about 22 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
@HarryCMarks I didn't know there was a market for an app that showed really *pretty* pictures of animal poop. Clearly, there is. 9:02 AM May 24th via web in reply to HarryCMarks
@igamermag Do I get a special badge for subscribing to @macformat, @tapmaguk and you ALL AT THE SAME TIME? :) 9:00 AM May 24th via web in reply to igamermag
@th1rteen7 Dude, that was deep. ;-) 7:44 AM May 24th via web in reply to th1rteen7
davethelimey .@DefraGovUK @skyeandfrisa Hard to see how buzzards will "thrive" if firing shotguns into their nests and capturing adults is legal. 5:46 AM May 24th via Twitter for Mac in reply to skyeandfrisa Retweeted by DarthSarcasm
@ianbetteridge @jkendrick I think you need to seek professional help for this keyboard problem you have... :) 4:25 AM May 24th via web in reply to ianbetteridge
charltonbrooker Hey LOCOG, I just saw the London 2012 logo in my mind's eye. Unofficial use surely. Why don't you impound my fucking brain? 9:12 AM May 23rd via TweetDeck Retweeted by DarthSarcasm and 550 others
HarryCMarks Seeing this short man use a Galaxy Note is like watching a toddler play in daddy's closet - nothing fits correctly. 2:33 PM May 23rd via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by DarthSarcasm
bengoldacre "Twitter. That harbour of free speech, undaunted by various Arab dictators..." Twitter bows to LOCOG bit.ly/mjco7 2:17 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck Retweeted by DarthSarcasm and 102 others
Today, there will be ice cream. I'm not ashamed. #summer 5:06 AM May 23rd via Drafts on iOS
TwopTwips PREPARE your kids for office life by making them buy their own birthday cake. (via @_Enanem_) 3:09 AM May 23rd via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by DarthSarcasm and 364 others
ianbetteridge Basically, radicals of all stripes are obsessed with stopping anyone who's not like them enjoying things. A plague on both their houses. 2:28 AM May 23rd via Plume for Android from Westminster, London Retweeted by DarthSarcasm and 1 other
ianbetteridge The funny thing about radicals of both left and right is how similar they are: determined to spoil other people's fun "because its my right" 2:24 AM May 23rd via Plume for Android from Westminster, London Retweeted by DarthSarcasm
Just bought Hazel after trialling it on the recommendation of @macsparky. Then filed the pdf receipt away using a Hazel rule. I AM META. 1:14 PM May 22nd via TweetDeck

Name Tony Harris
Location Birmingham, UK
Bio Mac addict, WoW player and all round general malcontent. Tweets may contain fact, truth and/or beauty, but more likely humour, sarcasm and bitterness.