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  1. @KevinCease Amelia Earhart. It would be on a romantic hidden island, and our babies would levitate. about 14 hours ago from web in reply to KevinCease
  2. @chaseblogger You're dirty. about 14 hours ago from web in reply to chaseblogger
  3. Everybody uses the bottle of hand sanitizer, but nobody sanitizes the top of the pump. THAT'S where the flu comes from! about 16 hours ago from Birdhouse
  4. 12seconds - Smoking Baby Obama http://tiny12.tv/AN75J 11:53 AM Nov 24th from 12seconds
  5. Since I've started playing so much Bejeweled Blitz, I've noticed I'm faster at finding parking spaces. 12:20 PM Nov 23rd from Birdhouse
  6. 12seconds - The Whole Audience Hugs Each Other http://tiny12.tv/NX62M 1:01 PM Nov 22nd from 12seconds
  7. This Funbucket scene continued until Mrs. Buttersworth's syrup had been drunk below the level of her hands. http://twitpic.com/qhjww 1:20 AM Nov 22nd from Echofon
  8. This song seems to capture these gray autumn days very well. ♫ http://blip.fm/~gmutg 2:42 PM Nov 20th from Blip.fm
  9. @SarahLowndes Just me and Oprah. Yes, I'll be there! 3:20 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to SarahLowndes
  10. @SammyBabygirl Lovely :) 3:19 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to SammyBabygirl
  11. That's it! I'm buying an umbrella hat! 11:00 AM Nov 19th from Birdhouse
  12. @AnikaLehde Since it's going the other way it means we are both HYPER LEGIT! 5:43 PM Nov 18th from web in reply to AnikaLehde
  13. Tip for the guys: calling a girl "so legit" means that you're not. 12:26 PM Nov 18th from Birdhouse
  14. @T_Pod If you're going to impale yourself through the butt, you could pick worse places than two blocks from a hospital. 5:58 PM Nov 17th from web in reply to T_Pod
  15. @fragileheart No way! I wonder how they're rolling them out in Canada? "Borrow" it and bring it here :) 5:57 PM Nov 17th from web in reply to fragileheart
  16. @smconner The limitation is fun :) 5:56 PM Nov 17th from web in reply to smconner
  17. On Sunday I saw one football man hit another football man with a football. Then he ran the football and dropped that football. 11:28 AM Nov 16th from Birdhouse
  18. @emailerin Because you're an intelligent connoisseur of comedic fun? Glad you still like it! 11:26 AM Nov 16th from Tweetie in reply to emailerin
  19. @steveouch they always are... 11:22 AM Nov 16th from Tweetie in reply to steveouch
  20. @lori_paulson Haha, that's true... 8:03 PM Nov 15th from web in reply to lori_paulson
  • Name Dartanion London
  • Web http://www.dartan...
  • Bio I'm a comedian. I like to upload one thought from my weird brain each day.
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