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Everybody uses the bottle of hand sanitizer, but nobody sanitizes the top of the pump. THAT'S where the flu comes from!about 16 hours agofrom Birdhouse
@T_Pod If you're going to impale yourself through the butt, you could pick worse places than two blocks from a hospital.5:58 PM Nov 17thfrom webin reply to T_Pod
On Sunday I saw one football man hit another football man with a football. Then he ran the football and dropped that football.11:28 AM Nov 16thfrom Birdhouse