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  1. 1 spot left in the Delorean if u want a do-over on 2009. Warning: between Chris Henry & Lenny Dykstra, it's pretty ripe in here. 4:14 PM Jan 4th from web
  2. What is this Team Jacob noise? I'm still on Team Esau. Dude sold me his wife, and all he wanted was an autograph. 1:12 AM Nov 20th, 2009 from web
  3. In '91 I hit .294 w/ runners in scoring position. I hit .068 when I huffed Scotchguard & wore chain maille under my jersey. 7:44 PM Nov 18th, 2009 from web
  4. Have I traveled back in time 2 shag Sarah Palin before she crapped out a couple a kids? You betcha! 3:00 PM Nov 18th, 2009 from web
  5. RT @PGA_JohnDaly @Darren_Daulton Dutch you're a mess! haha btw Phillies looked good! <--- Thanks, man. You keep kickin' ass! 8:27 PM Nov 17th, 2009 from web
  6. http://twitpic.com/py8ha - Hey @PGA_JohnDaly. I improved your pic. 8:20 PM Nov 17th, 2009 from TwitPic
  7. @PGA_JohnDaly Grip it and rip it, my man! 8:05 PM Nov 17th, 2009 from web in reply to PGA_JohnDaly
  8. Hahaha, I just passed off 10 tons of kitty litter as concrete to some wop named Pisa. Now, what does 50 Lira mean in todaybucks? 5:17 PM Nov 17th, 2009 from web
  9. Who does this @Adam_Schefter think he is? Jack Williams has been breakin his knee yesterday everyday and forever, trust. 1:06 PM Nov 16th, 2009 from web
  10. I feel sorry for all of you non-believers who think its only Andy Reid with a poor sense of "time." 6:39 AM Nov 16th, 2009 from web
  11. I'm bringing back Pet Rocks. No, really; the DeLorean's trunk is full of 'em. 10:32 PM Nov 15th, 2009 from web
  12. Just saw the movie 2012. At least they got one thing right: John Cusack is, in fact, a douchebag. 7:02 PM Nov 14th, 2009 from web
  13. This is my 5th Friday the 13th this year. Creepy. 2:15 PM Nov 13th, 2009 from web
  14. Tip of my cap to the living veterans of Vietnam, Korea, Iraq, and all three World Wars. 1:24 PM Nov 11th, 2009 from web
  15. "Lists are timelines you build yourself..." Way ahead of you, Twitter! 2:20 PM Nov 9th, 2009 from web
  16. Too bad you guys aren't in 1998 like me. 11:21 AM Nov 8th, 2009 from web
  17. Ah, this is a great day for football. The Bengals have a good RB, the Packers and Bucs are in a tight divisional match, the Falcons matter. 11:20 AM Nov 8th, 2009 from web
  18. Chuck Klosterman's new book "Eating the Dinosaur": Excellent. Eating a dinosaur: Overrated. 7:08 PM Nov 7th, 2009 from web
  19. Damn, misplaced a comma in my last tweet. I'll have to go back in time to five minutes ago and fix it. 5:47 PM Nov 7th, 2009 from web
  20. @jaredbirdseye Absolutely, man. Next week might be kind of rough for me, tho I'm pretty sure I'm due for dinner with Caesar. So many salads 5:46 PM Nov 7th, 2009 from web in reply to jaredbirdseye