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  1. CAST OFF YOUR MENTAL CHAINS AND THINK FOR YOURSELF! Abandon contradictions of folly-filled youth for the truth of rigorous investigation!
  2. "Droll" is not enough motivation. "Masochistic voyerism of ignorance" is driving me now. Results: dumb, but accidentally salient. Doh! FAIL?
  3. It would be cheaper if I lament the infectious, popular idiotcy of these assholes at home. But I'm already here, and they are so VERY droll.
  4. I may have tweeted this thought before. But it could have been in the ancient tweets Twitter lost. So I should say it again! Oh no I ran out
  5. The wheel will come 'round again. So they tell me. I only hope it lifts me up while crushing these assholes in the booth behind me. Douches.
  6. RT @Oatmeal: Yes, the golden pigs fly at midnight - but do not listen to them, they speak only lies and treachery
  7. "Yes, the golden pigs fly at midnight - but do not listen to them, they speak only lies and treachery." http://bit.ly/1Uv9Dm I do, so what?!
  8. "I'm not going to repeat myself just so you can play 'interrogatrix'. That's rude!" Says the telepathic girl in the cage. #Voids: uh, WTF?!
  9. #Voids: There is no subspace or warp, there are no inertial dampeners, we barely have gravity plating… FORGET Heisenberg Compensators. Ugh.
  10. My hugs are so awesome because my mutant power is the ability to inject love directly into your soul! Next: develop the Hate Hug of Death.
  11. At Duffy's, and it's quiet. TOO quiet. Oh no! The jukebox isn't playing! That's easily fixed, and with my awesome, kinda-neurotic song list!
  12. "BED BUGS HAVE INSTITUTIONALIZED STAB RAPES." "That normally ends the conversation right there." http://qwantz.com/index.php?comic=1604
  13. @qrevolution You don't *need* to roll your dev enviro from scratch, because almost no one rolls their production enviros from scratch.
  14. Finally watching Supernatural S05E09, "The Real Ghostbusters". Re: drinking game, "There were lots of times I *felt* like I should drink."
  15. Me: "Some think the V mini-series is an attack against the Obama admin." @justice_nd: "This just in: some people are crazy." I LOL'ed!
  16. @mstatz Agreed. woot.com is my nemesis. Everything in my life increased by orders of magnitude since age 12. Except Happiness Coefficient.
  17. This is the beginning of the first 12-hour period in longer than I can remember when I have no cold medication in my system. It's #MFBT!
  18. RT @coda: "Going turkey hunting with a man who literally just trapped a squirrel, dyed it blue, and released it back into the wild."
  19. RT @paperclippy: It looks like you're rebranding AOL. Would you like help finding another dying company to suck dry for a 5 minute logo job?
  20. @feliciaday I know how you feel. Just let go; people will think what they want, can't control it. But people do want to date *your* avatar!