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Do strippers put on that glittery shit or do strippers just naturally secrete it? Is there a glitter gland?
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@FarkerPeaceboy You still good at the Clean and Jerk?
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This may come as a schock to you, but Palin and her running mate McCain, are mavericks. Mavericks I tell you! Oh, and they're mavericks.
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Letterman is kicking McCain's ass all over the place....All.Show.Long.....This is amazing
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@zchamu http://twitpic.com/clsu - You hung your plasma screen wrong. And that show looks boring.
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the only thing worse than people say "Brah" are people who type "Brah" in emails and IMs
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The saddest thing about hurricane Ike was that not one media member said anything to the effect of Ike smacking Texas like it's Tina......
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Punchline: "A bunch of guys in Labcoats and a bunch of guys in buttless chaps and nipple clamps." Your write the joke.
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Calendar this the cloud, Cloud this is my calendar. http://tinyurl.com/5ugc29 I want no trouble from you 2.
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How to tell if you are an ego driven Twitter whore - if your followers exceed your following by 3x. --McKarney's Law, live it!
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Why do people still tweet when it doesn't update your facebook, pownce, etc? That pretty much was the only use I found for it.
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@FarkerPeaceboy it's more of a crack about the years spent tied via head phones to an RCA 500 amp blasting foghat on vinyl
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http://www.teenbuzz.org/ I have down to 18khz in a non-quiet room.How bout you? I'm guessing Peaceboy's aurally impotant
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People who order complex coffee drinks at the drivethrough during commute, DIAF!!!
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"I tried thinking about Lady Bugs, but then a tornado came and killed them" --Quote of the weekend
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But WHY is the coffee always gone?! --Captain Jack Sparrow, paraphrased
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LifeLesson: Wash new Tupperware before putting tonight's dinner for tomorrow's lunch into it. MMMMMmmmm Extra Plasticky.
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Twittersync, she does nothing! WHY?! Why?! /Nancy Kerrigan
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The penguins need to quit crying and accept their fate. It's really sad that the "new face of the NHL" can't be a man, instead must cry.
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The one, the one, don't for the one, don't for the one, for the one, for the one.
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