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Heaven: Taco Bell volcano nachos, 2 Doritos tacos with fire-roasted sauce. Hell: Anywhere within a 50 yard radius of my bathroom.about 5 hours agovia TweetDeck
Sweet kid. I said I was hungry and he ran to grab me a package of fruit snacks. Nice how one moment of sweetness cancels out the tantrums.3:24 PM May 22ndvia TweetDeck
Ethan_AndertonThe inventor of the TV remote control has died. Has anyone tried smacking his back to see if he'll come back to life?1:18 PM May 22ndvia TweetDeckRetweeted by Darathus and 11 others