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Dapipminmonkey

  1. New study from the University of Illinois suggests validity in the "Ballmer Peak" bit.ly/Hzn5hr . Ref - xkcd.com/323/
  2. looks like my "friends" found out about the internet, because now i'm getting random "Cat Facts" ಠ_ಠ
  3. Feels like the happiest little piglet in the slaughter house.
  4. TIL, if you die in Canada, you die in real life.
  5. If you're not doing any thing wrong... it cuts both ways... [smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=c…]
  6. Happy 11/11/11 everyone! Last binary date of the century!
  7. Information Technology, the art of giving a user a gun while preventing them from shooting themselves...
  8. Fun fact: I have been married for over 7.63 "Kardashians"
  9. is watching a progress bar load in Mexico
  10. Just landed in Atlanta!
  11. So, yeah, I'm going to Mexico... Flight leaves at 630!
  12. Bill Gates gets the last word and gets to be the bigger man following the criticism left in Jobs' Bio [abcn.ws/sg9jTg]
  13. Microsoft has officially acquired Skype. Can't wait to see how this affects the communication/collaboration field! bit.ly/nXDWao
  14. Christianity, we have bacon!
  15. You never really know how much arm-hair you have until you accidently singe it off in a freak grilling incident.
  16. Watching Boy Meets World, laughing at the meta jokes..
  17. Every time the Doctor get's pally with someone, I have this overwhelming urge to notify their next of kin. #DoctorWho
  18. No #Music and @Spotify makes @Dapipminmonkey something something...
  19. If I change something, it's progress and must be done, if you change something, it's wrong and too different...