@luebue Oh, start them young! I've been tweeting since 2007. Some would say I'm an early adaptor dog. ;)

@luebue Ok... fair's fair ;) But can your dog tweet?

@mweshler Thank you for all the puppy love! Can't wait to come back for more fun and frolicking!

@slick144x2 You would??? Now? When will it be here? I'm waiting by the front door now!

@veronicaromm There is an iBacon app. But the iPhone doesn't taste so good. I tried it. Bleh.

bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon! I'd do anything for bacon!

@veronicaromm Please? Please bring me bacon? It will make me feel all better. I promise. Bacon is a cure-all. My mommy told me that.

@veronicaromm @slick144x2 Thank you both. She's not a bad mommy, but she shared her salty snacks with me. Can you send me bacon?

I slept with @cyantist last night.

@thatdrew @brett What's with all these new pups on my turf? Who are these @slimthedog and @thatrocky? Are they as cute as me?

@NickyThePup Oh fuck. @queenofspain and @aaronvest gone and done it. Don't worry, I'll show you ropes of this twitter like my mom did.

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@TFNDina *gulp* No like the bacon? I can haz yours?

@TFNDina Brie? With bacon?

@TFNDina Like that'll ever happen. Did you not see the cooking show? I'm doomed.

@TFNDina Cook for me? Just kibble. I have an aunt @carenoshen that makes me chicken almost every night. Mom & Dad? Nothing :(

@TFNDina 21? My mom's been telling me I'm 49 all day. She's even putting me on a diet tomorrow. Wtf?