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DannyUK

  1. @tigger1104 not sure. Could see it in the distance from my flat.
  2. Oh dear. Big fire out near Byron Rd :(
  3. @CrazyInCambs what? No!
  4. @simonfromharlow morning. Happy birthday old man.
  5. @pinkneonmartini @nearlyerica *covers up* lol
  6. @NearlyErica your neighbours have seen your bollocks?
  7. @Adzman89 Ahhh ok :)
  8. @Kayleidogyn ;) shhhhh.
  9. @NearlyErica @kiphakes @lozziehakes I have blocked the teaspoon thing from my mind.
  10. @Adzman89 thought you was going to bed! Lol
  11. Ahhhh @NearlyErica by that logic maybe that means you'll end up meeting someone as cunty as Kip :)
  12. Didn't occur to me that one window is lower than the other.
  13. Bollocks. Just leapt out of bed and threw the curtains open to open the windows and gave the neighbouring block a full frontal flash.
  14. @Thirtyt no, not seriously. Although I DID iron a tie today. In fairness, it needed it.
  15. @2starsandaswirl hmmm. #unconvinced
  16. @QueenMorsh almost twice as sad as me! (Dude!)
  17. @Thirtyt *whistles innocently*
  18. @misscherrypie ha! Very true.
  19. @kiphakes fucking weirdo.