DannyBarton
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RT @: If aliens observed our world they would be all like 'what's this kissing thing?' Its weird that humans smoosh their mou
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about 20 hours ago
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@ and to think you had no luck with your eharmony profile! unthinkable, it seems!
11:48 PM Dec 1st
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holy crap, we are on the SAME wavelength. third trimester RT @: Can you get a sonogram for an unborn poop?
5:33 PM Nov 30th
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RT @: Imagine reading 10 screenplays, never watching a film, then announcing all movies suck
Trust me: *hear* 50 good poe ...
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1:34 PM Nov 30th
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Saving Private Ryan, Brothers Bloom, and V for Vendetta in 36 hours....spoiled.
9:37 PM Nov 29th
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RT @: Is there anything better than having a day off and spending it installing software? MEN??
5:14 PM Nov 29th
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Captain Crunch and Oh's! cereal cocktail: shredding the roof of your mouth never tasted so good.
12:33 PM Nov 29th
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@ if you're a glass is full kind of guy you can say 'well he had a good run of normalcy!'
5:56 PM Nov 28th
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formulating the Copper String Theory with Jack Barton...but the calculations are in their infancy and the sketches abstract. Back to the lab
2:07 AM Nov 28th
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can look down his nose at you because his spaghetti sauce tonight had capers in it. and andive in his salad. what's up?
12:15 AM Nov 24th
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@ listening to battle studies for the first time, 20th birthday present. thanks for your work. i can tell how much fun you had.
4:31 PM Nov 21st
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if someone graffitis an anarchy symbol upside down, does that imply 'down with anarchy' or are they simply a rebel among rebels?
9:04 AM Nov 20th
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never helpless. Just have to be willing to exercise your power. RT: @: helpless.
12:21 PM Nov 13th
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Ghandi's Holliday Cook Book
1:27 PM Nov 9th
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"Reasons Things Aren't So Bad" by Fox News
1:24 PM Nov 9th
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RT @ The reason my wife and I had children, is the same reason that Napoleon invaded Russia: seemed like a good idea at the time
1:22 PM Nov 9th
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LAUGH OUT LOUD RT @
Biff Tannen and Lorraine McFly are actually the same person
5:06 PM Nov 5th
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@ slide him an autograph under the door and you got it in the bag
1:34 PM Nov 5th
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WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME!? RT@yelyahwilliams is this real life?
9:16 PM Nov 4th
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@ So! caifornia! the wild west! ever fought an Indian?! "yeeaahhhh"
8:44 PM Nov 4th
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- Name Dan Barton
- Bio Dreaming of the day when I have a massive twitter following at my command. Til then, I'll keep tweeting to no one
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