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  1. @ItzAsianKim It's a sad world without Porn Fridays... and nobody beating off in your closet to fulfill your fantasies.
  2. @myfabolouslife I supported Ghetto Fabolous when that was the real shit. So what am I supposed to do now?
  3. T.O. called me a nobody, made my day. I'm a cripple and I bet I coulda made it through that obstacle course.
  4. @terrellowens81 I'm somebody. A Buffalo Bills fan. You should get to know us. We do appreciate you. Good luck. My manhood is great. Thanks.
  5. @GregorySherman Please tell me they don't have these in Buffalo: http://bit.ly/ZFy9z
  6. @terrellowens81 Really man? http://bit.ly/ZFy9z Stuff like that will not fly in Buffalo.
  7. @myfabolouslife http://www.snacksandshit.co... Co-Signed, Fucking Everyone.
  8. Damn, life would be so much easier if I could play the piano.
  9. @GregorySherman Please drink a Widowmaker of TrainWreck for me.
  10. Making beats tonight, sorry you can't see my frustration / Logic session. http://twitpic.com/a2nv9
  11. Making a Serato crate for DJing this MC battle, it's like 90% Gangstarr, Nas & Wu-Tang.. and I don't think there's anything wrong with that.
  12. Just spent some time teaching local Yonkers kids Bocce Ball... they were like "What's that? Rugby?" Nah, different white people sport.
  13. @lilel I've seen more 40 something year old women taking home my friends at Seacrets. But I recommend the Dirty Banana drink there.
  14. @lilel Ahhh, I know Ocean City all too well. You gotta hit up Seacrets just for the comedic value.
  15. Imma air this out, bitch. I didn't do anything but be a gentleman. You're the one who couldn't hold your liquor.
  16. She said, "I can't get laid in this town without these pointy fucking shoes. My feet are so black & blue and so are you."
  17. Also, To All the Girls I Cheated on Before: It's a new year, I got a new change of gear. I swear. I can see clear, now the clouds disappear.
  18. Give up on sobriety. Apologizing to my Brazilian friend for missing her bday. When I get home a sample is gonna jump off vinyl into my Logic
  19. Getting in the shower. When I get out, I expect to hear some Wyclef Jean.
  20. @ThatKevinSmith I joined Twitter Jan 07, tweeted since. I have 94 followers. Is your life really 100,000 times more interesting than mine?