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  1. Encountered so many awful Djs tonight. How do I not have a regular gig?
  2. Brother do the math, you ain't half near as exotic.
  3. She can catch my seed... Fo free!!
  4. Basically it boils down to: if you're female, I don't trust you.
  5. The night I crippled myself I texted myself saying "Stop this. It will end bad." I almost just did it again.
  6. Taking myself out for a nice Italian dinner. I might even get me drunk and take me home. If I'm lucky.
  7. @Roos3velt I am going to that January 30 event in FL too. Can't wait to see you do your thing.
  8. Oprah said it's ok to tip 10% because of the economy? How can someone with so much $ know nothing about economics? Multiplier effect, bitch.
  9. Just saw Say Anything in concert. Very anticlimactic. I was one of the oldest ones there. My youth just died hard.
  10. Stay classy Phillies fans, you ugly loveless inbred bastards.
  11. @pthomas3434 Starting early on tomorrow: How I Hump Your Mother.
  12. If you're a woman, being skinny only gets you so far. If you're a man it gets you nowhere.
  13. I am hanging out with a lot of people that can only wink out of their left eyes.
  14. Bad Blood was tight yesterday even though my Florida homies got no love. I got a little pissed, nothing a full Sunday of drinking can't fix.
  15. @AlexSark they see you not rollin, they hatin.
  16. I ended up judging a few battles, GrindTime EC Bad Blood was a good day #1. A lot of dudes choked though!
  17. Heading to GrindTime Bad Blood Day #1. Don't expect to see me judging today, just supporting hip-hop.
  18. @Complex_ny and Dea Arthur on the webcam show motherfucka!
  19. WTF now they CGI Reese's commercials? It's just a candy with a funny shaped bite taken out of it. What have we come to?
  20. I rarely waste my energy to unfollow, but for bandwagon Yankees fans I will make an exception.