Danimfk
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You having millions for making a sex tape makes me sick :-( RT @: I knew all this traveling & no sleep would make me sick :-(
about 14 hours ago
via Echofon
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I don't care if you're black, white, asian, ugly, pretty, gay or lesbian. If you're gonna be nice to me, I'm gonna be nice to you.
about 13 hours ago
via web
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Thou a foolish wench, thou a, thou a foolish wench.
about 21 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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Art thou enraged, brethren?
about 21 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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I like whiskey and hate people.
7:10 PM May 24th
via Twitter for Android
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... Can you imagine the conversation between Mike Jones and an Owl?”
7:18 PM May 24th
via web
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Mean Girls.
2:15 PM May 23rd
via Twitter for Android
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who actually remembers green ketchup? RT
8:42 AM May 23rd
via Twitter for Android
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Story of my freaking life. "@: (o_o) are you ticklish? (-__-) yea, why? (~°_°)~ (/°o°)/ NOOOOOO"
10:43 AM May 23rd
via Twitter for Android
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how bout we maybe shove this sucker past 300Thousand hits today? love you like a big schlong: via @
9:26 AM May 23rd
via Tweet Button
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I approve gay marriage
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I'd watch the shit out of gay divorce court
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6:52 PM May 22nd
via Twitter for Android
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Toms are a great way to help the poor and also look like them.
9:36 PM May 21st
via web
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I'm only your friend so I can borrow your clothes.
9:02 PM May 21st
via web
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Capitalizes Every First Letter Of Every Word
7:25 PM May 21st
via web
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Goin H.A.M. For my makeup for my @ impersonation. I'd better win this damn crown!
10:50 AM May 21st
via Twitter for iPhone
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Friday, Friday, thou art required to lower thyself on Friday.
7:55 AM May 21st
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ do you have an instagram or something where you have pictures of your work. If @ says you're amazing it's law.
10:42 PM May 20th
via Twitter for iPhone
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IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO TIP YOU CAN'T AFFORD IT
3:22 PM May 20th
via Twitter for iPhone
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My body made me sleep a lot today. Guess I needed it. Normally I ignore what it tells me, like when it tells me to eat solid foods.
12:40 PM May 20th
via Echofon
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Your makeup artist did such a great job! And by makeup artist we both know I mean photoshop.
8:55 AM May 20th
via UberSocial for iPhone
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- Name Danny Vaughn
- Location BFE
- Bio 20. female illusionist. huge bitch. small town. big dreams.
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