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DanielzROTFL

  1. @camstetson was that for me? about 7 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to camstetson
  2. Well.. @ryanehrmantraut Photo: tmblr.co/ZaAOHyM77nM_ about 11 hours ago via Twitter for Mac
  3. Why do I think my phone keeps vibating? It's not going to happen. about 23 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  4. I just jammed a trumpet up your a**. Aren't instruments fun? 9:25 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android
  5. @camstetson Have a good night. 7:59 PM May 24th via Twitter for Mac in reply to camstetson
  6. @ryanehrmantraut like jamba juice? Yes... its exactly like jamba juice 5:40 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android in reply to ryanehrmantraut
  7. @ohitsmandi zamzar.com 5:38 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android in reply to ohitsmandi
  8. When I see Alanis Morissette on @TheEllenShow I get so happy! 12:44 PM May 24th via Twitter for Mac
  9. @kaseyROAR Are you a 3rd wheel at Disneyland? :( ? 12:42 AM May 24th via web in reply to kaseyROAR
  10. @kaseyROAR Are you a 3rd wheel at Disneyland? :( 12:42 AM May 24th via web in reply to kaseyROAR
  11. Why would you need the Condoms just in case @ryanehrmantraut .... Uhh Just incase I loose an Arm. </sarcasm> 12:29 AM May 24th via Twitter for Mac
  12. @AudreyKitching Where did you get these pants? everythingaudreykitching.tumblr.com/post/236421479… 12:12 AM May 24th via Twitter for Mac
  13. @ohitsmandi Did you watch it?! 10:29 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Mac in reply to ohitsmandi
  14. @cassialva minus the Z 10:15 PM May 23rd via Echofon in reply to cassialva
  15. @cassialva it's still funny after 3 times throughZ 10:15 PM May 23rd via Echofon in reply to cassialva
  16. @cassialva omg and how she says Loooove needed at 2.47. Then 3.06-3.08 cracks me up. 10:13 PM May 23rd via Echofon in reply to cassialva
  17. @cassialva my favorite faces are at .12 and 1.16. And jennifer's face at 1.22. And then 1.34-1.40. And 2.02 and 2.14 and 2.38 @ohitsmandi 10:11 PM May 23rd via Echofon in reply to cassialva
  18. @ohitsmandi Watch this NOW NOW NOW youtube.com/watch?feature=… You too @cassialva 10:04 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Mac in reply to ohitsmandi
  19. @ryanehrmantraut Haha I think I peed a little. 9:53 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Mac in reply to ryanehrmantraut